About ten of us went into this lap dance club in Stoke and one of the lads paid £20 for a private dance well it was his first time so he only dropped his cock out with a storker on she come running out the bouncers and manager came over just aswell we were all there reckon he would have had a right hiding.ClivetheVillan - 25/7/2013 21:00
I would be embarrassed tbh, i remember when i was younger me and a couple of mates thought about going to a massage parlour ''WITH EXTRAS'' lol some lads came back saying it was amazing and all that but i bottled it tbh
Clubpaver - 25/7/2013 21:09
Okay here goes.
True story this :
My stag do.Up Soho Road in a seedy club in 1990.The lads pay for a blow job for the guy in the red Marlboro jacket (Me ).
Couple of hours later after a fight broke out,the lads ask me if i`ve had some fun.I`m like,what you on about.
We see a guy in a red jacket with the biggest smile you`ve ever seen coming out one of the booths. :17:
My brother demanded his money back (and got it),then my mates did the same(and got it),then we left laughing our bollocks off.
We`re back at mine and I`m telling my girlfriend(wife now) about it.Me and her are laughing.My brother and mates were shitting blue bricks.
F`ckin hilarious.
gator - 25/7/2013 21:09
About ten of us went into this lap dance club in Stoke and one of the lads paid £20 for a private dance well it was his first time so he only dropped his cock out with a storker on she come running out the bouncers and manager came over just aswell we were all there reckon he would have had a right hiding.ClivetheVillan - 25/7/2013 21:00
I would be embarrassed tbh, i remember when i was younger me and a couple of mates thought about going to a massage parlour ''WITH EXTRAS'' lol some lads came back saying it was amazing and all that but i bottled it tbh
Tell ya what you got an understanding wife there.My ex would have cut mine off for that.My mate got engaged to a ex girlfriend of mine and we were invited to the do and all I did was have a dance with my mates fiancée admittedly my ex but the wife went fucking mad with me when I sat back down.So we ended up leaving anyway I stormed off and was walking up the road when my phsyco wife at the time tried to run me over anyway I had to dive over a privet and landed smack in the middle of a rose bush should have seen the state of me.Clubpaver - 25/7/2013 21:09
Okay here goes.
True story this :
My stag do.Up Soho Road in a seedy club in 1990.The lads pay for a blow job for the guy in the red Marlboro jacket (Me ).
Couple of hours later after a fight broke out,the lads ask me if i`ve had some fun.I`m like,what you on about.
We see a guy in a red jacket with the biggest smile you`ve ever seen coming out one of the booths. :17:
My brother demanded his money back (and got it),then my mates did the same(and got it),then we left laughing our bollocks off.
We`re back at mine and I`m telling my girlfriend(wife now) about it.Me and her are laughing.My brother and mates were shitting blue bricks.
F`ckin hilarious.
They were probably impressed by his Todger obviously my mates was no good.ClivetheVillan - 25/7/2013 21:20
gator - 25/7/2013 21:09
About ten of us went into this lap dance club in Stoke and one of the lads paid £20 for a private dance well it was his first time so he only dropped his cock out with a storker on she come running out the bouncers and manager came over just aswell we were all there reckon he would have had a right hiding.ClivetheVillan - 25/7/2013 21:00
I would be embarrassed tbh, i remember when i was younger me and a couple of mates thought about going to a massage parlour ''WITH EXTRAS'' lol some lads came back saying it was amazing and all that but i bottled it tbh
:19: Bloody hell was he mental lol, he got off lightly them places are usually strict, but i bet she won't forget that in a hurry PMSL
Been to a few lap dancing bars over the years, West Brom is mental, a chap who used to tag along with us always ended up going back with a different lap dancer everytime he came along with us ffs, how he did it i will never know, jammy ba/tad.
Clubpaver - 25/7/2013 21:28
Another little story :
We`re looking after our mates kid and he` s really ill.About 1990 ish(no mobiles),so I`m off looking for them round Newtown.His family were well known so every pub i went in and asked for him.....amazingly,no one`s ever heard of them......yeah right.......anyway i found them at the Little Brown Jug in Newtown and told them what was happening ,so my mate`s bird phones my wife to sort it.Meanwhile,my mate`s brother is demanding i go in and have a few beers........A few beers later i try to get out,but we`ve been locked in,so a few more,then eventually i manage to get out and there`s a little black bird asking me if i want a blow job for a fiver.I`m saying sorry love I`ve only got £3.50 and off i go.
I`ve told my mate about it,but then they`ve come round ours for a bit of grub and a piss up and i`m telling the story....
His face was an absolute picture . It was like..you don`t tell the missis that.I thought it was hilarious but he was gutted,but he was one of the mates at my stag do,so no wonder he was gutted !
gator - 25/7/2013 21:30
They were probably impressed by his Todger obviously my mates was no good.ClivetheVillan - 25/7/2013 21:20
gator - 25/7/2013 21:09
About ten of us went into this lap dance club in Stoke and one of the lads paid £20 for a private dance well it was his first time so he only dropped his cock out with a storker on she come running out the bouncers and manager came over just aswell we were all there reckon he would have had a right hiding.ClivetheVillan - 25/7/2013 21:00
I would be embarrassed tbh, i remember when i was younger me and a couple of mates thought about going to a massage parlour ''WITH EXTRAS'' lol some lads came back saying it was amazing and all that but i bottled it tbh
:19: Bloody hell was he mental lol, he got off lightly them places are usually strict, but i bet she won't forget that in a hurry PMSL
Been to a few lap dancing bars over the years, West Brom is mental, a chap who used to tag along with us always ended up going back with a different lap dancer everytime he came along with us ffs, how he did it i will never know, jammy ba/tad.