Walsall kerb crawler in soup over tomato excuse
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I would be embarrassed tbh, i remember when i was younger me and a couple of mates thought about going to a massage parlour ''WITH EXTRAS'' lol some lads came back saying it was amazing and all that but i bottled it tbh
Kojak
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Its a trap I tell you!
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:1: Now thats is quality Kojak dude :19:
Clubpaver
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Okay here goes.
True story this :
My stag do.Up Soho Road in a seedy club in 1990.The lads pay for a blow job for the guy in the red Marlboro jacket (Me ).
Couple of hours later after a fight broke out,the lads ask me if i`ve had some fun.I`m like,what you on about.
We see a guy in a red jacket with the biggest smile you`ve ever seen coming out one of the booths. :17:
My brother demanded his money back (and got it),then my mates did the same(and got it),then we left laughing our bollocks off.
We`re back at mine and I`m telling my girlfriend(wife now) about it.Me and her are laughing.My brother and mates were shitting blue bricks.
F`ckin hilarious.
True story this :
My stag do.Up Soho Road in a seedy club in 1990.The lads pay for a blow job for the guy in the red Marlboro jacket (Me ).
Couple of hours later after a fight broke out,the lads ask me if i`ve had some fun.I`m like,what you on about.
We see a guy in a red jacket with the biggest smile you`ve ever seen coming out one of the booths. :17:
My brother demanded his money back (and got it),then my mates did the same(and got it),then we left laughing our bollocks off.
We`re back at mine and I`m telling my girlfriend(wife now) about it.Me and her are laughing.My brother and mates were shitting blue bricks.
F`ckin hilarious.
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About ten of us went into this lap dance club in Stoke and one of the lads paid £20 for a private dance well it was his first time so he only dropped his cock out with a storker on she come running out the bouncers and manager came over just aswell we were all there reckon he would have had a right hiding.
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:19: :1: That fella could not have picked the right coulour jacket again if he tried on that specific night aswell :19: :19: Feckin hell man, i bet he was like ''oh yeeeesss get in there '' LOL
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:19: Bloody hell was he mental lol, he got off lightly them places are usually strict, but i bet she won't forget that in a hurry PMSL
Been to a few lap dancing bars over the years, West Brom is mental, a chap who used to tag along with us always ended up going back with a different lap dancer everytime he came along with us ffs, how he did it i will never know, jammy ba/tad.
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Tell ya what you got an understanding wife there.My ex would have cut mine off for that.My mate got engaged to a ex girlfriend of mine and we were invited to the do and all I did was have a dance with my mates fiancée admittedly my ex but the wife went fucking mad with me when I sat back down.So we ended up leaving anyway I stormed off and was walking up the road when my phsyco wife at the time tried to run me over anyway I had to dive over a privet and landed smack in the middle of a rose bush should have seen the state of me.
Clubpaver
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Another little story :
We`re looking after our mates kid and he` s really ill.About 1990 ish(no mobiles),so I`m off looking for them round Newtown.His family were well known so every pub i went in and asked for him.....amazingly,no one`s ever heard of them......yeah right.......anyway i found them at the Little Brown Jug in Newtown and told them what was happening ,so my mate`s bird phones my wife to sort it.Meanwhile,my mate`s brother is demanding i go in and have a few beers........A few beers later i try to get out,but we`ve been locked in,so a few more,then eventually i manage to get out and there`s a little black bird asking me if i want a blow job for a fiver.I`m saying sorry love I`ve only got £3.50 and off i go.
I`ve told my mate about it,but then they`ve come round ours for a bit of grub and a piss up and i`m telling the story....
His face was an absolute picture . It was like..you don`t tell the missis that.I thought it was hilarious but he was gutted,but he was one of the mates at my stag do,so no wonder he was gutted !
We`re looking after our mates kid and he` s really ill.About 1990 ish(no mobiles),so I`m off looking for them round Newtown.His family were well known so every pub i went in and asked for him.....amazingly,no one`s ever heard of them......yeah right.......anyway i found them at the Little Brown Jug in Newtown and told them what was happening ,so my mate`s bird phones my wife to sort it.Meanwhile,my mate`s brother is demanding i go in and have a few beers........A few beers later i try to get out,but we`ve been locked in,so a few more,then eventually i manage to get out and there`s a little black bird asking me if i want a blow job for a fiver.I`m saying sorry love I`ve only got £3.50 and off i go.
I`ve told my mate about it,but then they`ve come round ours for a bit of grub and a piss up and i`m telling the story....
His face was an absolute picture . It was like..you don`t tell the missis that.I thought it was hilarious but he was gutted,but he was one of the mates at my stag do,so no wonder he was gutted !
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Thats bloody mental but also brilliant you can have such a laff and joke with your Mrs club about these sort of things, im similar i tell her about some of the birds ive had and things we got upto as a teen, like when me and my two mates got this bird to do magical things at the same time with all three of us whilst we were all titering like little kids LOL oh them was the days, she just laffs and says i was mental, which i was yes but so was the birds?
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Yeah she was probably like ''WOOOOOOW WTF ITS A SNAKE ARRRRGH''
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