Bless you my children. My first act as Pope will be to sell the entire wealth of the Catholic Church to do some good for the world .... I'll obviously take my 50% cut ... only fair... , spread a bit of love (albeit only at the legal age) and to allow condoms to save the spread of unwanted pregnancy and aids, treat women as equals (well, ok maybe not that one, don't want to take things too far).... Oh and yes, the black smoke from the Vatican chimney was dope, I'm not a Saint..................yet.