The 'TALK SHITE' thread

Ingy, wow, just wow chap. We both scored 5 points in the Spurs prediction. I’ve entered the result in Bert’s leek and potato soup spreadsheet! …..chap
Cracking work chap! Don't forget to inform Haggis Red of your score out of ten for Bert 's parsnip and onion soup this week.Ensure your post is added to the double wow spreadsheet too chap.Bonjour!
 
If this is the thread where all the bullshit goes then it will be the only one running.
I went for a jog this morning chap but didn't see anyone else out other than Apollyon. He was sitting outside the chip shop at 8am though it dont open until 11.30! Apparently there is a sale on the battered sausages so can fully understand why he got there first as they are a splendid stocking filler! Cracking work chap.
 
Can this be merged with the thread "How old Is Apollyon" as this is where I have previously been discussing this stuff?