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mike_field said:
Trade Minister Greg Hands has said British farmers have nothing to fear from a proposed free trade deal with Australia.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57271929

I've just run that through our 'world class' translation software and it comes out as:

Be afraid, prepare to shit yourself, Google nearest Job Centre.
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It's really fascinating to watch the whole process from a far.

Having thrown the fishermen under the bus, they are now going to throw the farmers under the bus. The biggest farm in Australia is bigger than Wales. Compete with that scale.

Traditionally, rural areas vote blue and urban areas vote red. It looks like the Tories are throwing their traditional voters overboard in favour of those sexy new Tory voters from Bolton and Stoke.

It's not a bad strategy if they can keep the support of the urban poor. It's a ruinous strategy if the Tories are going to kick Boris to the curb and bring in a more traditional Tory government and swing back against the urban poor.
 
sirdennis said:
None if the claims surprise me really . There have been plenty of tales and instances of Johnson being a chaotic , unprepared character who seems to think acting the buffoon even during a pandemic is some sort of endearing trait. Cummings only seemed to endorse that view from what I heard.
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I don't know if this will be region-locked and John Oliver is ultra left wing but its a great view of Boris. I am not 90% sure it includes the video where Boris gives away his "secret". Its all an act to ensnare and trick people and it works. He sets the bar so low that he cant lose.

 
Everything he does is a set up. The time he knocked a kid over in Hong Kong playing rugby? That was all planned on the plane over. The same thing when he rugby tackled someone in that charity match, which is always shown as a clip to endear him to the audience. Very clever though
 
danvilla2 said:
Everything he does is a set up. The time he knocked a kid over in Hong Kong playing rugby? That was all planned on the plane over. The same thing when he rugby tackled someone in that charity match, which is always shown as a clip to endear him to the audience. Very clever though
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Must tap into something that I don't have. Those clips just baffle and anger me. No mentally stable adult would want to do that to kids. I really detest this buffoon!
 
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has married his fiancee Carrie Symonds in a secret ceremony at Westminster Cathedral, it has been reported.
The Mail on Sunday reported that 30 guests were invited to the ceremony at short notice - the maximum number of attendees allowed under Covid restrictions in England.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57296472

Ah nothing like a blatant and bastardised attempt to skew the news cycle after it has again been pointed out Johnson is a total and complete fraudulent cockwomble.

Queue tomorrow's story with No 10 bemoaning the fact that a private event has been leaked in the press and how liar journalist Johnson is being used by the media to drive profits.
 
mike_field said:
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has married his fiancee Carrie Symonds in a secret ceremony at Westminster Cathedral, it has been reported.
The Mail on Sunday reported that 30 guests were invited to the ceremony at short notice - the maximum number of attendees allowed under Covid restrictions in England.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57296472

Ah nothing like a blatant and bastardised attempt to skew the news cycle after it has again been pointed out Johnson is a total and complete fraudulent cockwomble.

Queue tomorrow's story with No 10 bemoaning the fact that a private event has been leaked in the press and how liar journalist Johnson is being used by the media to drive profits.
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Your safe for now Carrie until he leaves Downing Street as he hasn't the time or space to have an affair and more babies.

Anyone know a good lawyer for the divorce for a seat in the Lords in the next few years? 😏
 
kefkat said:
Your safe for now Carrie until he leaves Downing Street as he hasn't the time or space to have an affair and more babies.

Anyone know a good lawyer for the divorce for a seat in the Lords in the next few years? 😏
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She’s really not my cup of tea, but some might say she’s an attractive, 30-something year old.

So what is she doing with some fat and fuzzy haired oaf of a man? How could she possibly want to create kids with such an awful man unless she’s a bit of a screw loose too.

I suspect she also has an unusual character, where she wants to be in charge and have the power, and has used her assets to get there. She seems quite influential on Boris, in some good ways and bad.

I don’t know her though so perhaps that’s unfair - but these people who get to these positions are just different.
 
danvilla2 said:
She’s really not my cup of tea, but some might say she’s an attractive, 30-something year old.

So what is she doing with some fat and fuzzy haired oaf of a man? How could she possibly want to create kids with such an awful man unless she’s a bit of a screw loose too.

I suspect she also has an unusual character, where she wants to be in charge and have the power, and has used her assets to get there. She seems quite influential on Boris, in some good ways and bad.

I don’t know her though so perhaps that’s unfair - but these people who get to these positions are just different.
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The Daily Mash report

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/poli...ss-in-times-20210530208673?utm_medium=Social&
 
danvilla2 said:
She’s really not my cup of tea, but some might say she’s an attractive, 30-something year old.

So what is she doing with some fat and fuzzy haired oaf of a man? How could she possibly want to create kids with such an awful man unless she’s a bit of a screw loose too.

I suspect she also has an unusual character, where she wants to be in charge and have the power, and has used her assets to get there. She seems quite influential on Boris, in some good ways and bad.

I don’t know her though so perhaps that’s unfair - but these people who get to these positions are just different.
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She hasn't improved his appearance. If anything it has got worse.
 
Newlyweds Boris and Carrie Johnson spent two nights away to mark their nuptials, according to Downing Street.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57321078

So much for him delaying the honeymoon until next summer as a No 10 spokesman claimed.

Does explain why the waffling moron hasn't made a tit of himself for the last few days though I guess.
 
The education recovery commissioner for England, Sir Kevan Collins, has resigned in a row over the lack of "credible" Covid catch-up funding.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-57335558

Surely an esteemed member of the cabinet has shares in a company that could solve this with a nice juicy taxpayer funded contract? :whist:

Fantastic from Boris though.

I appoint you this February to provide a system and advice for kiddies to catch up.

PM here are my recommendations and the answers to your problem.

No.

Okay I quit in June.
 
mike_field said:
Starmer doesn't stand a chance!

A fresh row has broken out over the influence of the Unite trade union after leaked emails highlighted plans to challenge sitting Labour MPs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57346644
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NO idea why these arses don't form their own party, they can have Corbyn et al, as their leaders, see if this country really does have an appetite for far left politics. If they are so confident. Why not?

Because there isn't this appetite and strangely, they would rather have Labour as a protest party, as opposed to a party who could possibly be elected and rule.
 
The Fear said:
NO idea why these arses don't form their own party, they can have Corbyn et al, as their leaders, see if this country really does have an appetite for far left politics. If they are so confident. Why not?

Because there isn't this appetite and strangely, they would rather have Labour as a protest party, as opposed to a party who could possibly be elected and rule.
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They should try the Socialist Party. Far more aligned with their beliefs. These people are virulent scum.
 
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