The player who left thread

[Melon Donkey]

Just been out for a run during which one leg of my shorts rolled up.

Just to give you the heads up. Press conference at 4pm . I knew I'd make it one day.
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[VillaTomB38]

Did you see anyone else with a number 10 on their shorts?

Nope. Also saw Tyrone Mings with shorts rolled up, it’s just a thing they do

 

[sirdennis]

So Tyrone is off as well then.

Must be to Man Utd as a replacement for when Maguire goes to jail.

 

[astonion2]

I am not saying he is going because I think he wants to stay. If he does go should we retire the shirt.

 

[sirdennis]

The latest from Shortsrolledupgate.

Super Jack's shorts were rolled down yesterday looking at the latest pictures from the training camp.

Must have changed his mind.

 

[garygaryshaw]

Jack just likes showing his legs off, when he plays he wears shorts that are 2 sizes too small for him as well. I dont know why he doesnt just play in his undercrackers in training

 

[The Fear]

I can only think of him modelling the under armour kits in recent seasons ....

Ah, this happens a lot, you are confusing him with me there Tom.

 

[JW1985]

Southgate names the next England squad tomorrow. Jack was a dead cert for the one that was due to be announced before the lockdown but will he be in this one. My gut feeling is no followed by our lovely media turning out 57643 articles about how he needs to leave to get a call up.

 

[VillaTomB38]

What happened with the court appearance? Sure it was meant to be in August.

 

[The Fear]

Maybe a backlog with covid ?

 

[DeanoVilla]

He'll definitely be on the squad

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

Nope

 

[LewChatterley'sLover]

Get to fuck Southgate. Ward Prowse ffs

 

[Fulford]

What an absolute joke Southgate is. Must be working for manure behind the scenes trying to disrupt Grealish and getting him to move on. Picks Phillips from Leeds despite saying last season that he wouldn't pick anyone who hadn't got at least a season in the prem behind him.

 

[zaijianforth]

Not sure what JG has to do to get in the England squad

 

[Fulford]

That beaky faced twat needs to explain his thinking.

 

[Gordonsleftboot]

Interesting, choice of Ward Prowse & Phillips shows that being at a top 6 club is not crucial for selection.

 

[wal]

Still no call up to the england squad . If he had signed for man utd last week he would have been strait in the squad
It's a joke and that's why we will never win fuck all as a nation

 

[LewChatterley'sLover]

Concorde-faced, penalty-bottling prick

 

[JW1985]

Whatever residual fondness I had left for Southgate has gone.

WTF does Jack have to do to get into that squad. He's superior to every midfielder on that list. Ward-Prowse ffs. Fodens played about 30 minutes altogether. Don't get me started on Phillips. Premier league experience my arse.

And for anyone who wants to use his lockdown fuck up as an excuse Kyle Walkers in there as is a player currently awaiting trial for beating up a police officer in Greece.

Southgate is either trying to tell Jack he needs to leave Villa or he's a fucking moron with a weird grudge. Seeing as he's picked Mings I'm leaning towards the latter.