I once put some laxatives in my managers coffee for telling me i had a cheap accent (Black Country) and had to loose the accent if i wanted to progress any further and higher at the company,
Bonnie Langford has developed what seems to be a nasty vaginal infection after I changed at Baker St with her on Friday night. She's going to the doctors first thing but looks like she might be out of action for a while. You heard it here first.