The Official Hartlepool United Match Thread (Sponsored by Slipknot "for all your monkey hanging needs")

[shotshy]

After Swindon and Grimsby, I’d convinced myself that we were in a false league position, but this has blown that theory out of the water.
Lucky to still be in it.

 

[Rob_b100]

Great save Morris

Lost count of the times I’ve posted that this season already.

 

[SteveTreacle]

Great save Morris

Good save, but seeing the replay, it was one he'd want to save - fairly central and a nice height.

 

[SteveTreacle]

What is the shit song the pools' fans are singing? It's about as rousing and inspiring as the match!

 

[Billy_Bleach]

Master Kebabs on the top road in Gillingham is excellent, cooked directly over charcoal.

Sums up our season so far when the only contributions I can be bothered to make on a match thread are about kebabs and trying to get SE1_GILLS back on the booze.

 

[TommyT Trublu]

up the football league we go - to 20th
I am struggling to understand how there are 4 teams worse than this pile of poo

 

[madrid_gill]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1573695223347253248

 

[DoctorEvil]

0-0 is the best we can hope for here.

Tbh either side could nick this. Literally no quality anywhere

 

[PuB]

Master Kebabs on the top road in Gillingham is excellent, cooked directly over charcoal.

Sums up our season so far when the only contributions I can be bothered to make on a match thread are about kebabs and trying to get SE1_GILLS back on the booze.

Best Kebabs station road in Rainham is my personal favourite, also cooked over charcoal.

 

[Rob_b100]

Good save, but seeing the replay, it was one he'd want to save - fairly central and a nice height.

It was a routine save. But judging by the rest of our side that seem incapable of doing the routine things correctly, I’ll give him a “great save”

 

[SE1_Gills]

Master Kebabs on the top road in Gillingham is excellent, cooked directly over charcoal.

Sums up our season so far when the only contributions I can be bothered to make on a match thread are about kebabs and trying to get SE1_GILLS back on the booze.

 

[SE1_Gills]

We haven't had a shot on target yet.

Pathetic

 

[madrid_gill]

Just seen Harvey Lintott scored the winner for Northampton against Stockport earlier this afternoon

 

[GillsBluenose]

Sums up our season so far when the only contributions I can be bothered to make on a match thread are about kebabs and trying to get SE1_GILLS back on the booze.

What about speculating how much your toenails grow in 90 minutes?

 

[SteveTreacle]

When I used to live in Medway, I used to frequent the kebab shop at the bottom of Star Hill, Rochester, and the one opposite Halford's in Chatham - both seemed good, but never went to either sober.

More local to me, I love the A20 Grill at The Blue and White cafe near Mersham-le-Hatch as well as any of the Aspendos in Hythe, Dymchurch or Hawkinge.

 

[Gills93]

On this evidence we’re doomed, and Harris hasn’t a clue. This team can’t create anything. We will be lucky to score twenty goals this season.

 

[shotshy]

The body language is quite concerning given this is a winnable match.

 

[NathanH_GFC]

We haven't had a shot on target yet.

We have. A 70 yarder from Williams.

 

[Archiepoptart]

Surely Harris has to make some subs and change this somehow

 

[HerrLjunga]

Green on with 12 to go. Too late?