The Matt Targett Thread

[danvilla2]

Just seen the Daily Star have already put some bikini snaps up of his young lady - tough life these footballers have

Link or we don’t believe you ?

 

[garygaryshaw]

I like the lad even more having just had a 2nd look

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/la...ly-star-latest-news+(Daily+Star+::+News+Feed)

 

[pvb1968]

As Mrs Merton once said to the lovely Debbie mcghee, what first attracted you to the millionare Paul Daniels.

 

[sirdennis]

No way he's having that bird if he's not a footballer

Ha. That reminds me of Peter Crouch's answer to the question "What would you be if you weren't a footballer " ?

Crouch: "A virgin"

 

[pvb1968]

Whether you like it or not, women are attracted to money and power.

 

[Old Trinity Villan]

As Peter Crouch also said to the question, what would you be if you were not a footballer. His answer, a virgin.

Edit lol. SD posted it about 30 secs before me.

 

[pvb1968]

I spend all of my money and have no power but I can make them laugh and they love that as you get older, apart from my wife ?

 

[Old Trinity Villan]

Whether you like it or not, women are attracted to money and power.

That explains a great deal

 

[pvb1968]

That explains a great deal

When I first met my wife I had an escort rs turbo, they now fetch 18 to 25 grand, within a year I had a astra van and a mortgage ?

 

[astonion2]

She's to thin. Just hope he is better at football than picking birds.

 

[Old Trinity Villan]

She's to thin. Just hope he is better at football than picking birds.

Dont worry they fill out with age. a bit like men really.

 

[astonion2]

Dont worry they fill out with age. a bit like men really.

True mate, when they get into their forties you then thInk WTF.

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

Dont worry they fill out with age. a bit like men really.

I wouldn't mind filling her out

(tee hee)

 

[pvb1968]

Must admit I've always preferred the more mature lady with a proper figure, rusty Lee all day for me.

 

[astonion2]

Must admit I've always preferred the more mature lady with a proper figure, rusty Lee all day for me.

 

[pvb1968]

She always had a smile and an infectious laugh, don't knock it. ?

 

[astonion2]

She always had a smile and an infectious laugh, don't knock it. ?

True I did like her but??????

 

[sirdennis]

Ahem. Anyway back on topic.

 

[BringbakMON]

yep
JT said to be delighted with the signing

 

[pvb1968]

Stay of topic its way more fun.