Platypus
Vital Football Hero
Switzerland, oh Switzerland, we are staying out of this oneThe Swiss didn't seem to know their own anthem
We are steadfast in our neutrality,
Resolute to the last to stay on the fence,
If you're going to have a scrap we will gladly hold your wallets,
Nazi gold, what Nazi gold? Honestly we don't know what you're on about,
Clocks and cheese and cheese and clocks,
Your stolen goods we'll keep under lock...
Can't remember the second verse.