The Douglas Luiz Thread

[sirdennis]

Him , Buendia and Marvellous won the swimming race as well. There is no end to his talents.

 

[Pangloss]

Oh for fu....

https://twitter.com/x/status/1547514237299335168

Yes this is why he's on set pieces I think. He's Ronald Koeman in training but Ronald McDonald on match day.

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

Yes this is why he's on set pieces I think. He's Ronald Koeman in training but Ronald McDonald on match day.

If he could just score one in a game it would go a little towards justifying why he's on free-kicks when we have Phillipe feckin Coutinho on the same pitch.

 

[Moose66]

Looks like a player unhappy with life at the Villa and wants out doesn't he?

 

[BringbakMON]

Looks like a player unhappy with life at the Villa and wants out doesn't he?

nice trip to Oz as you see out the last 12 months of your contract -
absolutely beaming

 

[Fulford]

nice trip to Oz as you see out the last 12 months of your contract -
absolutely beaming

Yes, I can see him signing a pre-contract with another club in January and leaving on a free.

 

[DeanoVilla]

I just wish somebody would hurry up and make a grown up decision..

 

[Villan57]

Yes this is why he's on set pieces I think. He's Ronald Koeman in training but Ronald McDonald on match day.

They need a mechanism in that wall that raises it a foot when he shoots, now wonder he misses when the wall jumps

 

[Melon Donkey]

Oh for fu....

https://twitter.com/x/status/1547514237299335168

 

[Silhillvilla]

Henri Lansbury was very good in training too.

 

[JW1985]

Henri Lansbury was very good in training too.

He was better on the treatment table though.

 

[Melon Donkey]

Lansbury wasn’t ‘very‘ good in training because he was always injured and hardly started even when fit or coming back from injury.

Luiz however, must be good in training as he has made 148 La liga and Premier league appearance at the age of 24.

Narrative alert.

 

[BodyButter]

I'm watching season 2 of Sunderland Till I Die. It's the one where Josh Maja runs down his contract and sods off to Bordeaux for a nominal fee.

 

[JW1985]

I'm watching season 2 of Sunderland Till I Die. It's the one where Josh Maja runs down his contract and sods off to Bordeaux for a nominal fee.

And a tremendous success that move has been for him. He's not played much for Bordeaux and the 2 championship loans he's had he hasn't impressed. Now he's trying to get out of a club relegated down to the third tier due to financial mismanagement.

 

[Minty55]

Luiz is going nowhere. Alisha Lehmann has just signed a 12 month deal with the Villa Women.

 

[Fulford]

Luiz is going nowhere. Alisha Lehmann has just signed a 12 month deal with the Villa Women.

Which means both are going at the end of the season.

 

[JW1985]

Which means both are going at the end of the season.

Or we just keep giving Lehmann a 1 year extension at the end of every season.

 

[Melon Donkey]

Or we just keep giving Lehmann a 1 year extension at the end of every season.

I'd give her one as well.

 

[Pangloss]

Alisha certainly gives me an extension.

 

[DeanoVilla]

I find all this talk very sexist in this day and age. She's not just a pair of boobs on a body......

.... She's got a beautiful vagina as well.