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nitram77 said:
Having driven through many Northern Towns and Cities, I always seem to be able find a London road, I've never noticed a Newcastle road, or Manchester road when driving down south.
Proof that even Northern folk like to head south.
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Bradford has Leeds Road, Wakefield Road, Manchester Road, Harrogate Road, Keighley Road, but no London Road.
I’m not getting defensive, mind.

Hatfield and the North. Still sets the pulse racing, and an ok band too.
 
nitram77 said:
Having driven through many Northern Towns and Cities, I always seem to be able find a London road, I've never noticed a Newcastle road, or Manchester road when driving down south.
Proof that even Northern folk like to head south.
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Driving through the centre of Wigan recently I did a double-take as I drove past "Sittingbourne Road"
 
I am sure that there was another song about Northerners but I can't remember any of the words, except that it might have referred to their homes?
Can anyone oblige with the wording?
There was also an opposition song about caravans?
 
Bert said:
I am sure that there was another song about Northerners but I can't remember any of the words, except that it might have referred to their homes?
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In your northern slums? Can remember a couple of lines of it (you look in a dustbin for something to eat, you find a dead cat and you think it's a treat), sure there was more though.
 
Bert said:
I am sure that there was another song about Northerners but I can't remember any of the words, except that it might have referred to their homes?
Can anyone oblige with the wording?
There was also an opposition song about caravans?
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Bert it has something to do with dustbins, dead cats and bathing. Highly cerebral and usually "sung" at away games in the midlands ( :unsure:) by the same kids who spend more time arguing with each other and berating Paul Scally than they do actually watching the games.
 
In your Northern slums,
In your Northern slums.
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead cat and you think it’s a treat,
In your Northern slums…

Verse 2
In your Northern slums.
You piss on the carpet,
and shit in the bath,
you finger your gran, cos you think its a laugh,
In your Northern slums...
 
LSB2 said:
In your Northern slums,
In your Northern slums.
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead cat and you think it’s a treat,
In your Northern slums…

Verse 2
In your Northern slums.
You piss on the carpet,
and shit in the bath,
you finger your gran, cos you think its a laugh,
In your Northern slums...
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Wasn’t there a verse 3

Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick,
You can’t get a job cos you're too f***ing thick,
In your Northern slums.......



I used to like the one that went something like,

Went down pub,
Ad 10 pints,
Left there foooking plastered,
Got back home,
Smacked the wife,
Cos I’m a northern bastard.
 
Rob_b100 said:
Wasn’t there a verse 3

Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick,
You can’t get a job cos you're too f***ing thick,
In your Northern slums.......



I used to like the one that went something like,

Went down pub,
Ad 10 pints,
Left there foooking plastered,
Got back home,
Smacked the wife,
Cos I’m a northern bastard.
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Verse 3 sounds familiar, not sure I have heard verse 2 before.
 
LSB2 said:
In your Northern slums,
In your Northern slums.
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead cat and you think it’s a treat,
In your Northern slums…

Verse 2
In your Northern slums.
You piss on the carpet,
and shit in the bath,
you finger your gran, cos you think its a laugh,
In your Northern slums...
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You`ve got that all wrong. No-one up here pisses on the carpet. .
 
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