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Rod Currie said:
To be fair TT that looks like a top class room anywhere in South Yorks not just my hometown mi owd pal. You're back home aren't ya? Hope you had a good holiday. UTB
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Great extended break Rod - a few drinks, a lot of fun and a long, very hot journey back through France last week- 40 degrees for 3 days without a breath of air.
Shine soon comes off when the washing machine blows up on the first load so that's another few quid gone.Back garden a mess as the builders have started work on an extension and the front garden looks like a jungle!
Still, Test match tomorrow at HQ- so you can guarantee no runs for Joe or Jonny after the last 2 games' heroics.
 
tomytony said:
Great extended break Rod - a few drinks, a lot of fun and a long, very hot journey back through France last week- 40 degrees for 3 days without a breath of air.
Shine soon comes off when the washing machine blows up on the first load so that's another few quid gone.Back garden a mess as the builders have started work on an extension and the front garden looks like a jungle!
Still, Test match tomorrow at HQ- so you can guarantee no runs for Joe or Jonny after the last 2 games' heroics.
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Chuffin hell 40 degrees,the 3 degrees were bad enough mi owd pal.:ROFLMAO: Glad you had a gr8 time. UTB
 
The Pope was having a shower.
Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist and this happened to be one of those occasions:
Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the air.
"Hold on a minute." Said the Pope, "You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church."
"This is my big lottery win." Said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!"
So the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer. After much negotiation they eventually settled on a figure of
2,000,000 Euros. The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera.
Along the vast Vatican hallways he bumped into his personal housekeeper. Being a bit of a photography buff she noticed the camera and said. "That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?"
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied. "Two million Euros."
"TWO MILLION EUROS." Replied the housekeeper. "They must have seen you coming
 
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Mother of Gary Lineker pleads for people not to be too hard on her son. "He was only a baby when he came off the Windrush, and he's been through a lot".
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