PhilK66
Vital 1st Team Regular
The EFL 100 Pointer
6 franchises to be set up around the country to represent the diversity of clubs
Gills to be combined with Charlton and Millwall to form the "Suburban ******" franchise, playing home games at the re-named Charlton stadium the Chav Valley.
The first team to get to 100 points will be declared the winner but should that total not be reached by either team after 30 minutes then the team with the most points will be declared the winner.
The term "goal" will be changed to "net" and a "net" will be worth 5 points. If a player scores a hat trick it will now be called a "Nobby" and be worth 25 points.
A penalty will be called a "Southgate" and if successful be worth 5 points. A missed Southgate will result in a deduction of 3 points.
Any sideways or backwards "delivery" (formerly "pass" ) in the team's own half will result in a deduction of 1 point.
A panel of 5 out of work actors will deduct points out of 5 for the performance of any player going down injured ranging from 0 points for authentic up to 5 for ham acting
If the arbiter (formerly the "referee") deems a team is indulging in time wasting tactics he will get the DJ to play a 15 second snatch of Cher's "If I could turn back time" and deduct 10 points from said team's total.
I reckon it could work and give that cricket abomination a run for its money.
6 franchises to be set up around the country to represent the diversity of clubs
Gills to be combined with Charlton and Millwall to form the "Suburban ******" franchise, playing home games at the re-named Charlton stadium the Chav Valley.
The first team to get to 100 points will be declared the winner but should that total not be reached by either team after 30 minutes then the team with the most points will be declared the winner.
The term "goal" will be changed to "net" and a "net" will be worth 5 points. If a player scores a hat trick it will now be called a "Nobby" and be worth 25 points.
A penalty will be called a "Southgate" and if successful be worth 5 points. A missed Southgate will result in a deduction of 3 points.
Any sideways or backwards "delivery" (formerly "pass" ) in the team's own half will result in a deduction of 1 point.
A panel of 5 out of work actors will deduct points out of 5 for the performance of any player going down injured ranging from 0 points for authentic up to 5 for ham acting
If the arbiter (formerly the "referee") deems a team is indulging in time wasting tactics he will get the DJ to play a 15 second snatch of Cher's "If I could turn back time" and deduct 10 points from said team's total.
I reckon it could work and give that cricket abomination a run for its money.