BLACKBOB 27
Vital Reserves Team
as 47 and received a letter I needed a 5 yearly mot regards my health.so they were 7 year late with that fecker to begin with.
went this morning expecting a good old going over, kept off the ale and cut down on the baccy all week in readiness.
What a shower of shite it turned out to be.
was the nurses first go on a live patient and she was shaking more than me. apologised as to being useless regards the pin prick finger blood test and she was correct.
asked the usual questions regards lifestyle and tapped all the answers into a block software system on the pc.
took my weight regards BMI and couldn't understand why puter said no!
I suggested it may need my height to do a calculation and she kind of agreed.
hey presto next question please?
took my waist measurement which consisted of her putting a canvas tape around my gut belly button back to belly button.
She fucked the puter up and we had to start again as she hadn't been keeping notes.
Anyway as I suffer from severe diverticulitis I have to eat a high fat dairy input which I don't like.
She said I am overweight and need to do more exercise ffs as my BMI and cholesterol are above average.
I'm 6ft 2" and weigh 13 stone 8lbs,hyperactive and done two 17km bike rides last week just for the hell of it with the dogs.
this little fat stumpy fecker nurse had the cheek to tell me that I was fecked when she was getting out of breath typing into her puter ffs.
she was at least 10 year younger than me but looked 10 year older than me .
NHS stick ya health test up ya arse
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went this morning expecting a good old going over, kept off the ale and cut down on the baccy all week in readiness.
What a shower of shite it turned out to be.
was the nurses first go on a live patient and she was shaking more than me. apologised as to being useless regards the pin prick finger blood test and she was correct.
asked the usual questions regards lifestyle and tapped all the answers into a block software system on the pc.
took my weight regards BMI and couldn't understand why puter said no!
I suggested it may need my height to do a calculation and she kind of agreed.
hey presto next question please?
took my waist measurement which consisted of her putting a canvas tape around my gut belly button back to belly button.
She fucked the puter up and we had to start again as she hadn't been keeping notes.
Anyway as I suffer from severe diverticulitis I have to eat a high fat dairy input which I don't like.
She said I am overweight and need to do more exercise ffs as my BMI and cholesterol are above average.
I'm 6ft 2" and weigh 13 stone 8lbs,hyperactive and done two 17km bike rides last week just for the hell of it with the dogs.
this little fat stumpy fecker nurse had the cheek to tell me that I was fecked when she was getting out of breath typing into her puter ffs.
she was at least 10 year younger than me but looked 10 year older than me .
NHS stick ya health test up ya arse
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