Was'nt sure if I should put this as a new thread or under an old one. I think it might enlighten any ladies that may take the time to read it. We always hear "the rules" from the female side, now here are the rules from the male side.
They are all numbered #1 because they are all equally important.
1. Men are not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat, you're a big girl now, if its up put it
down, we need it up, you need it down, you do'nt hear us
complaining when you leave it down.
1. Crying is blackmail
1. Ask for what you want, let us be clear on this one
Subtle hints do not work
Strong hints do not work
Obvious hints do not work
Just tell us what you want.
1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
thats what we do, sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissable in an
argument, in fact, all comments are null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are, don't ask.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
these ways makes you angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it
done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do
it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during the commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. (continued below)
They are all numbered #1 because they are all equally important.
1. Men are not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat, you're a big girl now, if its up put it
down, we need it up, you need it down, you do'nt hear us
complaining when you leave it down.
1. Crying is blackmail
1. Ask for what you want, let us be clear on this one
Subtle hints do not work
Strong hints do not work
Obvious hints do not work
Just tell us what you want.
1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
thats what we do, sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissable in an
argument, in fact, all comments are null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are, don't ask.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
these ways makes you angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it
done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do
it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during the commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. (continued below)