Jonah's Really REALLY Interesting Thread

[mike_field]

Two hours and I've managed a loan round up that's already four days late lol

 

[wittonite]

I have just completed the Census 2021. I have assumed that I will still be alive on 21 Mar.

Not even had the form.

 

[Melon Donkey]

My app is telling me I have 308 miles worth of petrol left. Clever stuff really innit!

Prompted me to look and....
Whoa!!.....shut the front door !!
My app is also telling me I have 308 miles of petrol!.

I can also report that all windows and doors are locked , parking brake is engaged and no tyre pressure loss detected.

 

[sirdennis]

Prompted me to look and....
Whoa!!.....shut the front door !!
My app is also telling me I have 308 miles of petrol!.

I can also report that all windows and doors are locked , parking brake is engaged and no tyre pressure loss detected.

Yes but do the indicators work ?

 

[Melon Donkey]

Yes but do the indicators work ?

I don't use indicators. Other road users should know what I am doing and get out of my way.

 

[The Fear]

Prompted me to look and....
Whoa!!.....shut the front door !!
My app is also telling me I have 308 miles of petrol!.

I can also report that all windows and doors are locked , parking brake is engaged and no tyre pressure loss detected.

Crucial information that has to be kept on top of, I am sure you agree.

I note you can no longer sound the horn via my app, I used to like using that when the kids went by playing, the look of puzzle on their faces was priceless!

 

[Pride of Lions]

Morning all...

 

[sirdennis]

Morning all.

 

[Melon Donkey]

Morning all

 

[wittonite]

Morning all.

 

[The Fear]

Gooooooooood morning Vital Villans

Slow morning!

 

[danvilla2]

I went to Tesco and bought up all of their cheap coffee before it turns into Lotus's.

Nice little dividend to shareholders from that disposal.

 

[danvilla2]

Stacey Solomon dresses like a prostitute who used to work the street outside my uni house.

Cannot stand her.

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

Stacey Solomon dresses like a prostitute who used to work the street outside my uni house.

Cannot stand her.

Who is Stacey Solomon?

 

[danvilla2]

Who is Stacey Solomon?

Some loud cockney twat famous for being on a reality TV show I think

 

[kefkat]

Who is Stacey Solomon?

Found fame through X Factor or some celeb show I believe

 

[mike_field]

Afternoon all!

 

[The Fear]

This, that but none of the other today.

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

Tesco delivery imminent. Exciting.

 

[Melon Donkey]

Tesco delivery imminent. Exciting.

Extravagant delivery slot.
Isn’t Saturday night the most expensive time?