How old is Apollyon?

[Ingy]

Wow just wow x4 chaps! Just had a packet of salt and vinegar squares whilst watching Masterchef.Cracking chaps!!!

 

[Apollyon]

Wow just wow x4 chaps! Just had a packet of salt and vinegar squares whilst watching Masterchef.Cracking chaps!!!

The jaguar xjs of crisps chap!

Bonjour

 

[Apollyon]

Risking the veg in the greenhouse chaps. Frost forecast tonight.

I'm scared

 

[Ingy]

Don't worry chap, there is always back up veg from Bert.His special formula , which also makes his radishes fiery, prevents the frost on his veg chap! Have you considered asking Elsie whether she could help you solve this problem chap?

 

[Apollyon]

Don't worry chap, there is always back up veg from Bert.His special formula , which also makes his radishes fiery, prevents the frost on his veg chap! Have you considered asking Elsie whether she could help you solve this problem chap?

Haven't you heard chap?

 

[Ingy]

Haven't you heard chap?

No chap, is there something wrong chap?

 

[Apollyon]

No chap, is there something wrong chap?

Very wrong chap.


It's not like me to gossip

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Wow just wow x4 chaps! Just had a packet of salt and vinegar squares whilst watching Masterchef.Cracking chaps!!!

Pop this one on the crisPsheet please young @Barry Goldie chap

Cracking!

 

[Ingy]

Wow chaps! Whilst watching Leeds crumble last night Bert decided to make a Leek crumble and it was cracking chaps.Using parsnips to make a custard was ingenious. Surely it won't be long before he enters Masterchef and blows them away with a masterclass chaps! Bonjour!

 

[Ingy]

Very wrong chap.


It's not like me to gossip

That reminds me chap, are your curtains still twitching chap?

 

[Apollyon]

The neighbours will be chap. My cucumbers are producing already!

 

[Apollyon]

Not that I care one jot

 

[Apollyon]

The celeriac WILL be show ready. Don't listen to that pig Bill

 

[Apollyon]

Or HIM for that matter

 

[Apollyon]

Chaps?

FisHcake smoothie for breakfast chaps

 

[Apollyon]

The secret to a great fishcake smoothie, is a spoonful of mushy peas and a dash of HP

 

[Apollyon]

I noticed Edna has tried to sell curry sauce as a replacement smoothie. She's a different person since she got close to Barrington and his continental veg patch

 

[radfordinlondon]

That reminds me chap, are your curtains still twitching chap?

if that's all that's twitching he's doing well after that last round of radishes...

 

[radfordinlondon]

The secret to a great fishcake smoothie, is a spoonful of mushy peas and a dash of HP

mint sauce you fooking heathen

 

[radfordinlondon]

btw who fooking turned the heat down on the weather?

would they mind turning it back up!