The Fear
A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
Do you have any hard and fast rules in life?
I don't do cheese.
I don't do dancing - unless I find a time machine to take me back to the chemically enhanced early 90's.
I don't do karaoke - never have, never will, although I will happily burst into song when the fancy takes me.
I don't do fancy dress - did it at a party or two as a kid, and at school, left it there never to be re-visited. The fancy dress at the cricket baffles and bores me.
I don't smile to order for photos, although I know two American ladies who have used witchcraft to picture me smiling!
I don't have conversations with people who say they have a phobio / dislike of hospitals. No one likes hospitals you lame brained dicks.
What rules do you have in life?!?!?!?!?
I don't do cheese.
I don't do dancing - unless I find a time machine to take me back to the chemically enhanced early 90's.
I don't do karaoke - never have, never will, although I will happily burst into song when the fancy takes me.
I don't do fancy dress - did it at a party or two as a kid, and at school, left it there never to be re-visited. The fancy dress at the cricket baffles and bores me.
I don't smile to order for photos, although I know two American ladies who have used witchcraft to picture me smiling!
I don't have conversations with people who say they have a phobio / dislike of hospitals. No one likes hospitals you lame brained dicks.
What rules do you have in life?!?!?!?!?