There was a big group of us that went away drinking for a weekend at a festival a few years back, one of the fellas that was with us always manages to destroy himself, tbf to the bloke though I have never seen anyone knock back as much piss as this bloke, I actually wonder how he is still alive, anyways, on this particular occasion he was that pissed he walked through a big puddle and lost one of his shoes on the mud, everyone knew this but didnt tell him, the stupid bastard spent the next few hours walking around asking if anyone had seen his shoe, no one let on and the next morning sure enough he is still asking, one of the fellas told him that he was so pissed last night that he through it in the camp fire, so without a moments hesitation he takes off the other shoe and tosses that in the fire, everyone pissed themselves laughing and then went and fetched his lost shoe from the mud, lol the stupid **** had to go shoeless for the rest of the weekend