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EU Referendum

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Right. Fuck this. We're ALL up shit creek and we need a paddle. Now, not in three months.

Fellow Remain voters: Enough already. Yes, we're all pissed off but navel gazing ain't gonna help. Not all 17 million Leave voters can possibly be racist northern pensioners without an O level to their name. Maybe they have a point about this quitting the EU thing? Maybe not. Whatever, we are where we are and no amount a whinging is gonna change that. Allegedly we're the intelligent ones, so get your thinking caps on.

Leave voters. Well done. Good game. We hear you. Now you need to get stuck in to the aftermath and not just piss off back to Wetherspoons. (Just banter, twats!). And the first person to say they "want their country back" gets deported to fucking Gibraltar. OK?

Politicians.

David. Fuck off. Shut the door behind you. Now.

George. You may be a twat but you're our twat. Plus you know the passwords for our Junior Savers account. Get your calculator. Drop the face-like-a-slapped-ass routine. You're on.

Boris. Sorry mate. That photo of you abseiling by your scrotum over the London Olympics while waving a Union Jack can't ever be un-taken. Plus, you'll never be able to appear on Question Time again without some sturdy Glaswegian nurse asking where the fuck her 350 million quid is. Not only will she have a very good point, she'll be wearing a T shirt that shows you gurning in front of that fucking bus! No captains hat for you I'm afraid.

Theresa. You're in charge love. Get the biggest shoulder pads you've got. We need Ming The Merciless in drag and you'll scare the shit out of 'em.

Nicola. Yep. Fair cop. You probably could get us on a technicality, as could London. But we fucking love shortbread. And oil. And to be honest you're probably the best politician we've got, so we need you on side. Sort your lot out and we promise never to mention that Jimmy Krankie thing again (although it is pretty uncanny) and we'll make you a Dame once we're sorted. Bring Ruth Davidson. She kicks ass.

Opposition party. We'll need one. Someone take Jeremy and John back to the British Legion Club where you found them. Take Nigel as well. Give back their sandals, buy them a pint, then go to Heathrow and collect David Milliband. Fuck it. Lets gets Ed Balls as well. He keeps George on his toes. I think he works on the lottery kiosk at Morrisons now?

Oh. And Mark Carney. Give him a knighthood and tell him to keep that shit coming. We definitely need more of that good shit!

Everyone set? Right. Hold the Easyjet. We're going to Brussels and this ain't no hen party.
 
Jeremy and John will be leading a socialist government in 2020 if not before.

Sturgeon can take her ball and fuckoff now. The sooner that fucker get a away the better, she is fucking poison.

Let Scotland leave ffs, they have threatened it often enough, so get the fuck out then.

Then we can build the country for the people who believe in it.
 
Toon_NoMatterWot - 26/6/2016 15:45

PieMag - 26/6/2016 15:38

You start off by stating you are getting sick of the whole subject then end by giving a Boris type speech on behalf of the little Englander party. :17:

It's easy to talk about new deals etc but the simple truth is that no one has a clue how it will turn out.

Farage and co have categorically pointed this fact out themselves.

What we DO know is that we have no leader of our country at a time we most need one.

The rest is conjecture and bullshit.

Wait and see,that's all we can do :7:
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I generally contradict myself in real life as well. :17:

Apart from that, the only certainty out of this is that us normal people aren't affected by anything,yet and may not either. However the world's richest people have been.

Let's use the top 400 richest in the world as an example, they lost nearly 4% of their wealth on the exit which equates to over £90 billion. On the back of that there's only really the wealthy, bankers and those with their hands in some 'special' project that will also.

Common sense sees where the scare stories are emanating from.
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Common sense !
Have a look at this toony.

http://www.forbes.com/billionaires/list/#version:realtime

I don't expect any of them to be joining the increasing numbers of us normal people in the food bank queues any time soon.

 
Its funny that forbes list because the richest family in the world who are probably worth more than all those combined are the Rothschild family :17:
 
Yer better hope the Rothschilds don't read this sight billy.

Comparing them with common billionaires won't go down well.
 
What a surprise. The banks are suffering massively and with it, the spin off of doom and stories of racism.

Shares in Barclays and the RBS the first to see their dealings suspended in the markets. The sooner article 50 is invoked the better as it can go many ways in the uncertainty.
 
PieMag - 27/6/2016 11:53

It's obvious that there is a drive to get another referendum.

They couldn't be any less subtle.
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I said last week that I could see little difference in voting for either side but since the vote have steered more towards the OUT vote.

Maybe my reasons aren't the same as many and im certainly not one of these that want any 'foreigners' to leave on the back of it as anyone with a brain cell can see the 'immigration' crisis was a set up, although one of many.

Having said that, ive always been sceptical as to the reasons why certain things have been allowed to play out in the media in the way they have and what the smokescreen was there to hide. Ive wondered if all this is a ploy for Boris Johnson to get into power in the easiest way possible and then not to invoke article 50 because of the 'kick off'

Only caused and created by the financial/banking sector and media by the way.

You can also point out things like: why is the opposition getting most of the shit when they aren't in power (Labour) and the tories getting a relative easier ride plus you can wonder with the Chilcott enquiry findings coming out in a week or so, is all this just there to keep that on the 5th or 6th page?

Whatever the real story is, we need to stick with what's happened, switch off the news and just get on with it. The chance of a better Britain is just being railroaded by the corruption that's rife in our lives.
 
Seen with my own two eyes last night. A doorman in Hugo's, Tynemouth asking why the French barmaid hasn't left yet as we voted to leave in order to remove foreign leeches like her. She's only been here 25 years may I add and is quite clearly paying her way, she's working FFS.
 
Officemonkey - 27/6/2016 12:15

Seen with my own two eyes last night. A doorman in Hugo's, Tynemouth asking why the French barmaid hasn't left yet as we voted to leave in order to remove foreign leeches like her. She's only been here 25 years may I add and is quite clearly paying her way, she's working FFS.
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I dont doubt there will be many people like this and it will have been their main reason to vote in the way they did. You have to ask yourself then, where did they get this information from or why do they think this way. Surely it can't all be intelligence based.

A similar thing is those on benefits. It has been made out that these people are having the time of their life with 80" plasmas, holidays and blue WKD on tap. There's even been programmes on telly glamorising the lies.

The moral here is that the minority will be the 'wrong doers' but for one reason or another it's used to win a point or create a division somewhere. The easy solution is just for truth to be told on a large scale, be that TV, in a paper headline or through the post but it wont happen as that's too easy and it wont allow 'people's' agendas to succeed.
 
It's no coincidence that Rupert Murdoch wanted to leave.

I'm still yet to hear any arguments from those who are underclasses or merely uneducated, with any problems with the EU, yet think the problems they have are down to the EU.
 
Officemonkey - 27/6/2016 12:56

It's no coincidence that Rupert Murdoch wanted to leave.

I'm still yet to hear any arguments from those who are underclasses or merely uneducated, with any problems with the EU, yet think the problems they have are down to the EU.
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Im still yet to hear a decent argument against the views of some of those who air their conspiracy videos.
 
Officemonkey - 27/6/2016 12:56

It's no coincidence that Rupert Murdoch wanted to leave.

I'm still yet to hear any arguments from those who are underclasses or merely uneducated, with any problems with the EU, yet think the problems they have are down to the EU.
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You haven't heard any arguments? Yet you managed to overhear a doorman saying the French barmaid should go home. What's her name then? I'd like to speak to her to see how she feels about it all.

You're not making it up are you?
 
I'm not making it up, no. The doorman is a guy named Stan. He's the head doorman of all the places down there. My dad used to work for him as a mechanic too on Tynemouth Road. Not sure of the barmaid's name but I've messaged my friend Beth who works there too and she's going to get back to me, just for you.

However, there's plenty of other evidence around the country. The thing with a message board you can either take what someone says or you don't. I'm not overly fussed what you think to be honest.

Now do yourself a favour and take your own advice.
 
Canny read regarding why Brexit may not yet happen.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/why-brexit-may-happen-real-house-cards-dk-matai?trk=hp-feed-article-title-comment
 
It would pretty much undermine the whole democratic system if the vote is ignored. What's next - the winners of the next general election saying - `you know what I don't fancy it as there's too much hard work to do'.

The politicians are shitting themselves because they've got to do a bit of work rather than shouting `here, here' in the House of Commons. It may just be beyond the idiots that we have from all parties to able to negotiate trade deals, shore up our borders, pass knew tax legislation and fuck me if we've all got to have knew passports there'll be a fucking meltdown.
 
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