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so I'll copy it here for your amusement and so that Stranded has a chance of finding this board if he Googles his username and Gills. Anyway:
"stranded Posted on 23/06/2016 03:31
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Dear Guvnor. The last few days have found me jet lagged and confused in Canada at the start of my summer holidays. As you can imagine the situation on this board has not helped my state of summer equilibrium. Exiles like myself have enjoyed this board and it has been a very real link with my home town club and the wide range of personalities who support it. I am sorry but I am rather cross at you and feel you have ruined the board that regularly made me laugh out loud. My IT skills are so useless I may never feel where everyone else has set sail for. This time of year should be for dreaming about the new season and speculating about the quality of new signings. We should not be seeing the disintegration of this membership because of your perceived grievances and your quest for World domination. Why not leave gracefully I hear Saudi Arabia used to take in deposed dictators. You could also buy a large magnifying glass and use it to burn ants while pretending you are in possession of an alien death ray. It works for me. Full marks for your coup and for holding such a grudge for 2 years or more but can I have my board back now?"
The bit about the alien death ray made me laugh.
"stranded Posted on 23/06/2016 03:31
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Dear Guvnor. The last few days have found me jet lagged and confused in Canada at the start of my summer holidays. As you can imagine the situation on this board has not helped my state of summer equilibrium. Exiles like myself have enjoyed this board and it has been a very real link with my home town club and the wide range of personalities who support it. I am sorry but I am rather cross at you and feel you have ruined the board that regularly made me laugh out loud. My IT skills are so useless I may never feel where everyone else has set sail for. This time of year should be for dreaming about the new season and speculating about the quality of new signings. We should not be seeing the disintegration of this membership because of your perceived grievances and your quest for World domination. Why not leave gracefully I hear Saudi Arabia used to take in deposed dictators. You could also buy a large magnifying glass and use it to burn ants while pretending you are in possession of an alien death ray. It works for me. Full marks for your coup and for holding such a grudge for 2 years or more but can I have my board back now?"
The bit about the alien death ray made me laugh.