Conspiracy Thread - Theories Or Otherwise

[BodyButter]

So what do you think is happening here then ?.
What are the royal family lying about in regard to Kate?.

To what end ?.

What are they looking to achieve by not commenting on the exact illness in the first place. Then a few weeks saying Kate has cancer .

What is being covered up and why ?.

I don't know, that's why it's a conspiracy theory. I'm thinking it's something to do with her being a lizard though.

 

[Pangloss]

All this public attention is preventing her from taking the necessary time required to shapeshift.

 

[Melon Donkey]

I don't know, that's why it's a conspiracy theory. I'm thinking it's something to do with her being a lizard though.

Well, go ahead and theorise and let us all laugh gaze in wonder at said theory.

You must have more than one otherwise its pointless being in this thread I would have thought.

The lizard thing is very lazy and clichéd. You must have something less believable up your sleeve.

 

[Trekker]

Meanwhile people have stopped talking about cheese and the Rothchilds.

 

[Melon Donkey]

Meanwhile people have stopped talking about cheese and the Rothchilds.

And football shirt collars.

#Stoptheboats !

 

[colavfc]

And football shirt collars.

#Stoptheboats !

This is the conspiracy thread. Not the immigration thread. You wanted the other thread closed for this exact reason.

#Hypercritical

 

[Melon Donkey]

This is the conspiracy thread. Not the immigration thread. You wanted the other thread closed for this exact reason.

#Hypercritical

Just trying to inject some light heartedness as per your request .

No need to wet the bed over it.
#angermanagement.

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

This is the conspiracy thread. Not the immigration thread. You wanted the other thread closed for this exact reason.

#Hypercritical

Do you mean #hypocritical? Or are you being hyper-critical of @Melon Donkey? Which is very tempting and easily done, to be fair.

 

[colavfc]

Just trying to inject some light heartedness as per your request .

No need to wet the bed over it.
#angermanagement.

#grow a pair

 

[colavfc]

Do you mean #hypocritical? Or are you being hyper-critical of @Melon Donkey? Which is very tempting and easily done, to be fair.

Wow..your on a roll. You can maybe take some tissue into the bathroom along with the guardian newspaper tonight. Have fun.

 

[sirdennis]

I'm missing the football.

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

Wow..your on a roll. You can maybe take some tissue into the bathroom along with the guardian newspaper tonight. Have fun.

What a bizarre post. Are you ok?

 

[colavfc]

What a bizarre post. Are you ok?

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. And smarmy think your the dogs balls and on a pedestal remarks/memes are probably even lower.

 

[sirdennis]

And back to conspiracies.

Anyone seen David Icke lately ?

 

[The Fear]

Good God... this thread... blimey!

 

[Melon Donkey]

Was God good though ?.

He may have been very naughty.

I don't think he was very good at his job though the way things have turned out with the world!.

 

[colavfc]

Was God good though ?.

He may have been very naughty.

I don't think he was very good at his job though the way things have turned out with the world!.

Do you believe in God Melon?

 

[colavfc]

Well, go ahead and theorise and let us all laugh gaze in wonder at said theory.

You must have more than one otherwise its pointless being in this thread I would have thought.

The lizard thing is very lazy and clichéd. You must have something less believable up your sleeve.

Yet you have NO theories and here you are. HYPOCRITE. (Better?)

 

[Melon Donkey]

Yet you have NO theories and here you are. HYPOCRITE. (Better?)

No . I have no theories. I rarely , possibly never believe in conspiracies. I find them ludicrous mostly. And not believing in conspiracies isn't a bar to me partaking occasionally ( look back I hardly ever come in here) in the thread I would think. I'll let the mods , of which you are not one, let me know.

 

[Melon Donkey]

Do you believe in God Melon?

Absolutely not.