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Benefit Street

I am not sure, but I think I might have got off with White Dee when I was 17 !

Honestly !!

and to quote a line that has stuck with me forever more, imagine the scene, the night I met (if it was) her in the Powerhouse (or was it the Ritzy then ?) , waiting for the night bus on Colmore Row - the beautiful,no, the poetic line

"If I wasn't of the f*****g rag I'd fucking shag you senseless on the cathedral steps right now !"

What a life I missed, gutted !.

As for the show, I find it bloody brilliant, it's like Jeremy Kyle on location.

The sofa on the street - utter class personified !
 
Wurzel - 22/1/2014 08:42

Wow. Locking the child in punishment porch! Unbelievable.

Yep what wrong with a fucking good hiding , like we used to get . It's done me no harm at all .
 
Confused the aa salesman at sainsbury the other day telling him I didn't drink!! :3:
 
The Fear - 26/1/2014 20:45

Confused the aa salesman at sainsbury the other day telling him I didn't drink!! :3:

You got the wrong breakdown service it seems :4:
 
ASPINALL - 26/1/2014 20:02

kefkat - 26/1/2014 14:45

ASPINALL - 26/1/2014 09:53

I can't work, I'm an alcoholic.....

Genius

I can give you the no of a treatment centre and A.A :14: :4: :3:



Cheers bab, but I'm too pissed to speak to em.

:73:

No worries. We can get them to come around pick you up and take you to a meeting. Next excuse :4: :4: :4:
 
it tickled me Kefkat, he half tried to explain my 'mistake' but I was chuckling and walking off!

 
The Fear - 27/1/2014 14:15

it tickled me Kefkat, he half tried to explain my 'mistake' but I was chuckling and walking off!

In my case I could easily get rid: I would say 'I am a member' and walk off. :19: :19: :19: