Moonay, to be honest bro i said it was a snail shell to the person that sent the pic to me, he sent them daft monkey pics with hands over their eyes (WhatsApp) he swears its a birds egg.
If it is a egg i've never seen one like it.
If you are not keeping it, try breaking it, if it is a birds egg, I am sure it will be a bit more brittle than a snails shell.
Either that, or fuck off and stop taking the piss!!!!
Ahahahahah love it, I take it you are serious about it being an egg, I just thought it might have been a piss take.
It certainley looks like a snail shell to me anyway.
Best regards to you too Norm.
Fair play to the guy in Tesco today who was more than obeying social distancing rules.He had an old,gravy stained Norweb rugby top on and there was no bugger within 4 metres of him!
If anyone's at a loose end tonight, Hidden Figures on Film 4. True story about black female mathematicians supporting the early Apollo missions. Brilliant. Can't recommend it high enough. Thank me later.