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Delighted that the World Cup build up has been so muted and that the hysteria of home support has yet to kick in. However, I’ve got the lad’s wall chart up and I’m being carried along by his enthusiasm. Bit like me when I was his age, he basically has a ball at his feet pretty much every...

It bloody vanishes. Why?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/03/19/inside-mind-rafael-benitez-have-careful-computers-human-part/ Telegraph article. Sounds like he may be about to go. He wants change and FC has lied enough times now. Mind, I'm reading between the lines.

The King is surely up against it now.

A great player and an inspiration to many players who followed him. Iconic, his influence extended well beyond the football field. Met him once when he was visiting a local firestation to support a charity event. Quiet, soft spoken and utterly self-effacing; a true gent.

Hello again. Can't remember when I last made a post but I've been lurking in the background - hoping for any transfer news. Doesn't seem to have been much movement and it sounds like Rafa is accepting the Ashley party line. Looked at the BBC gossip column and it's all about the big boys and...

Been put on a company course and I'm stuck in a corporate hotel in Brum. For a week. The Missus is busier than God and the kids go, "Hi Daddy! 'Bye Daddy!" When you call them. I'm sorry if I become a posting bore over the next few days. Tell me to sod off if you want. One thing, I'm really...

Okay, I'm sure he's a canny player and he may do a good job or not. But he's become my symbol of FB's intentions. Shearer has challenged the boy to break his records at Newcastle. He scores goals and has time to do it. Maybe. 'Newcastle have shown interest', 'enquired' - Whatever. If FB...

It must be admitted, I own a dog. Not a small, easily cared for type, but a bloody great brown job, the walking of which has been my sole enjoyment of late. See my other post for reasons, I'll not bore you with repetition. Now we cover a fair few miles a day and consequently, we're both...

Not that I have ever been a prolific poster and I'm certain my input has not been missed in the slightest but, for reasons which may become clear, I'm pleased to be back posting. The wheel of life has a habit of turning and circumstances change accordingly. For a while the circumstances of Wor...

Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the...

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No doubt I'll get criticized for posting this but thought I'd share it... From JOHN CLEESE, who thought it a good thing to forward on to you………………….. The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to...

Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the...