Pompey Yid
Vital Champions League
(1) Was on a train the other day when the geezer next to me pulled out a photo of his wife and said.."aint she beautiful?"
Me I said "I think you ought to see mine!"
He replied "why is she beautiful also?"
Me I said "no she is an Optician!"
(2) Bought an item off of Ebay the other day
While waiting I checked the "Tracker" system, on which I noticed "any other info for delivery?"
I wrote "on delivery give it to the Dog!"
Next day a knock on the door for the delivery to be made, my wife answered the door...
Delivery man says to her "I have give this to the dog!"
WOOF! she replied.
Ok I know I will get my coat lol! only the best oldies!
Me I said "I think you ought to see mine!"
He replied "why is she beautiful also?"
Me I said "no she is an Optician!"
(2) Bought an item off of Ebay the other day
While waiting I checked the "Tracker" system, on which I noticed "any other info for delivery?"
I wrote "on delivery give it to the Dog!"
Next day a knock on the door for the delivery to be made, my wife answered the door...
Delivery man says to her "I have give this to the dog!"
WOOF! she replied.
Ok I know I will get my coat lol! only the best oldies!