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Words you can't stand

Impact used as a verb. In almost every case affect is functional and more elegant.

How has it impacted on you? F*** off.
 
I know my spelling Grammar, and general use of the English language is to say the least dismal, but I don’t like the word can’t, because you can,,
 
Brexit

Boris

Any name that is abbreviated and suffixed with a ‘z’ or ‘zza’ on the end to make them sound cool - which it isn’t!

Flange

Minge

Clunge

Any American versions of the English words such as color.

The use of words like sic, wicked and bad to denote something that is actually good.

Orchiectomy
 
I hate it when people introduce me to their partner unless they are in business together. Girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife, lover, why introduce a special person in your life as a business colleague.
 
The incorrect American usage of the word “already” in the present tense, when another word like “now” is more appropriate.

For example “Stop it already!”
 
Turning round before you do any fucking thing.

Does anybody actually physically turn around FFS.