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If he leads his home life in a similar way to his approach to football then I would imagine she would be bored stiff.

Chris. What do you want for breakfast ?
I would like a soft boiled egg but I am wary of the saucepan being too good quality and will take under 5 minutes to cook it so I will just have the soldiers.

Chris. Are we going shopping ?
Not today. I am wary of the choice of food and cannot risk buying anything too adventurous. I will stay at home. Can you just get eggs and potatoes.

Chris. Can you put up my new picture that you got me for Christmas of Norwich defence keeping a clean sheet at home to Cardiff ?
I have not got enough screws in my tool box. I need at least 20
to ensure it will not fall down.

Chris. Hurry up are you ready to go out to Cloud spotting clubs annual dinner dance ?
No I am still deciding on what to wear.
Hurry up you have been 88 minutes trying on clothes so far.
Its ok, I have decided now my 90 minutes are up. I am going with swapping one pair of trousers with an identical pair I borrowed
from a Tailor in Turkey.

Chris. Are you coming to bed.
No I am watching a dvd of our last clean sheet !
 
Hugh : I am feeling frisky tonight darling
Mrs Hugh : Are you going to take precautions Chris ?
Hugh : Yes , I will put 5 in midfield !