"What Are They Talking About?" Quiz - no. 15 | Vital Football

"What Are They Talking About?" Quiz - no. 15

Merthyr Imp

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Who said this and when?

"I couldn't have asked any more of our players. But when the dust settles on this season I hope people will sit back and recognise that we have moved a long way forward."
 
I know exactly who and what this is. It is Sergei Plumkov, then boss of Siberian seventh-tier side Izblummincoldere United on his side finishing 12th in their first ever season at that level, in 1983. It really was a marvellous achievement for a group of young players paid only in Alaskan goat droppings although they missed out on a huge bonus finishing two places outside their chairman’s aim of a top 10 finish. If I recall correctly, they lost 1-0 in their final match away at Evwennyope and they would have gone ninth with a win. Cost them a bag of grated llama skin each. Plumkov resigned a week later though, leaving the game to become a fish impersonator.