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Wanted: Hygiene engineer ‘to do the washing up’ - traditional jobs with new names.
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ONCE upon a time school meals were served by dinner ladies.

But in the brave new world of politically correct recruitment gobbledygook they are now known as education centre nourishment consultants.

Swimming pools are no longer watched over by lifeguards, but by wet leisure attendants.

And your Sunday papers? These days they turn up courtesy of a media distribution officer rather than a paperboy.

A list of overblown job titles has been drawn up by the recruitment website MyJobMatcher.com.


Continued: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/476952/Wanted-Hygiene-engineer-to-do-the-washing-up-traditional-jobs-with-new-names?