Vote for Dan

[BodyButter]

I'm sure you'll all agree that there is only one man who is capable of leading Britain out of its current malaise and into a new era of greatness. There is only one man who can shatter the class barriers and unite the entire nation in the quest for restored glory. There is only one man who can thrust Britain from its current flaccidity and make it rock hard again. Of course, I'm talking about our very own Danvilla2.

We have identified two key areas we need to work on. The first is a slogan. We believe that it should be a three word slogan, that rules out Make Britain Great Again or BBJ's excellent suggestion of Dan Is The Man. All contributions are welcome.

The other thing that we need is a plausible explanation for what happened to DanVilla1. Obviously, someone is going to notice at some point and we'd all better have our story straight or this whole thing could fall apart.

 

[BodyButter]

I'm loving Dan, Dan, Dan, @danvilla2

Try arguing with that. It can't be done.

I think it would look excellent on the side of a bus in big red letters. All caps, obviously.

DAN, DAN, DAN!

 

[Pangloss]

 

[danvilla2]

(The country is fucked)

 

[Thomas Holte]

 

[sirdennis]

I'm in.

Where do I join ?

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

I have no idea what's going on, but Dan gets my vote.

As for DanVilla1, I can only assume he's in the upside down and needs to be defeated by DanVilla11

 

[wittonite]

No, not for me, Dans in favour of euthanizing all boomers, so sorry mate, I'll spoil my ballot paper.

 

[Thomas Holte]

Time for the earbuds to keep satan out

 

[The Fear]

Interestingly I have checked and although there is a danvilla, there is not a danvilla1

for that, and that alone, I'm out.

 

[mike_field]

Erm what have I missed?

 

[DeanoVilla]

Erm what have I missed?

Dunno but I missed it too and I'm glad. Be glad too. We are the lucky ones.

 

[kefkat]

I'm lost

 

[Pride of Lions]

I'm with Dan, but I'm too busy trying to fiddle my expenses......

 

[BodyButter]

Interestingly I have checked and although there is a danvilla, there is not a danvilla1

for that, and that alone, I'm out.

Genius!

There never was a DanVilla1. We've never heard of him. Never seen him. Don't know what you are talking about.

I love it.

 

[Gillette]

I'm with Dan, but I'm too busy trying to fiddle my expenses......

Dan can help with that.....and a peerage.

 

[Gillette]

So if I join.....as an early adopter.
Am I in the inner circle?
Part of the Cabal?
In the Sphere of Influence?

I expect at least to be in the know.

 

[ironside]

If Dan needs my vote he must be Desperate.

 

[danvilla2]

No, not for me, Dans in favour of euthanizing all boomers, so sorry mate, I'll spoil my ballot paper.

We’ll do it humanely though Mr Wittonite, you have my word on that.

 

[wittonite]

We’ll do it humanely though Mr Wittonite, you have my word on that.

Thanks.That's ok then Dan. I am easily bought.