Toasted sandwich maker. Makes lovely toasted sarnies ( used once or maybe twice) but is an absolute arse to clean afterwards so is now somewhere buried at the back of a cupboard.
My Mrs bought a meat grinder/mincer and it's a pain to clean. It's lain unused since the one and only time we bothered with it.
Don't know why (probably because I visualized it as I read it) but that post actually made me laugh out loud.......or should that be LOL???I once bought roof rack bars for my Anglia. They were advertised as universal fit for all cars then I found they are the ones that only fit in the holes in the roof. No holes in my Anglia roof and I dare not drill any as the entire roof will cave in due to the rust.
Reminds me of a story about the old yard foreman at our local builders merchants. They used to cut and supply glass to order. One day a couple of blokes (Father and Son) came in to order a piece of glass. The foreman asked if they wanted "clear" or "winter leaf" the two blokes argued so much about which they wanted that they went away without buying it.That comic visualization thing is powerful. When I was young and had a young family and money was very tight I would attempt almost anything in the way of DIY sometimes with disastrous results. I told an older work mate of my latest disaster, long since forgotten, and his response still makes me laugh. He recounted his tale in similar circumstances when a pane of glass in his front door broke. It was an irregular shape, he had no car and so off he set to the glaziers. First disaster he dropped the glass getting off the bus. Second disaster he cracked the glass putting in securing pins and so on. He described his Basil Fawlty like rages so well that my disaster faded into the distance. He finished by ranting at his wife and retiring to bed to sulk. She phoned the glazier and the job was done. He was a proud man and not one to defer to a woman, which made it funnier.
Genuine LOL Vambo. Thanks.Sitting in the garden reading this thread, I asked my wife if she could think of any useless must- haves around the house.
She laughed so hard she spat her coffee all over the patio.
Bit harsh.
Tell her it has gone solid and offer to have sex insteadI was thinking of the paint I got to re-do the bathroom about 5 years ago. Unfortunately, because of this lockdown I may be forced by my missus to use it at last.
Bell's Glass ? (Now in Bloors Lane)Reminds me of a story about the old yard foreman at our local builders merchants. They used to cut and supply glass to order. One day a couple of blokes (Father and Son) came in to order a piece of glass. The foreman asked if they wanted "clear" or "winter leaf" the two blokes argued so much about which they wanted that they went away without buying it.
On another occasion a lady came in with a sheet of glass with a broken off corner and asked for a new piece just like. The foreman carefully measured and cut the sheet of glass and quick as a flash and before the lady could stop him broke the corner off so that it was like the sheet that she had bought in.
Sadly the foreman is no longer with us having passed away very shortly after his retirement.
Bell's Glass ? (Now in Bloors Lane)
Toasted sandwich maker. Makes lovely toasted sarnies ( used once or maybe twice) but is an absolute arse to clean afterwards so is now somewhere buried at the back of a cupboard.