The Official Morecambe Match Thread (Sponsored by a returning Josh Andrews "for all your playoff desperation needs")

[Foxinthebox67]

Kick off time. COYG

 

[jokerman]

Our commentators are bothering me already.

 

[NathanH_GFC]

It’s baby steps
1st is to get in the playoffs
2nd is to stay in the playoffs until the season ends
3rd is to win the playoffs
Then worry about everything else.

I think it’s reasonable to assume we are too shit for any of these things.

 

[jokerman]

See how simple goal scoring can be?

 

[Vambogills]

Ogie. Oh dear!

 

[HerrLjunga]

Deep joy. 1-0 Morecambe.

 

[shotshy]

Yet another individual error that gives his team mates no chance

 

[Defenestrator]

Far Canal

 

[NathanH_GFC]

Ogie. Oh dear!

Agreed a fuck-up, but 90 seconds earlier they did the same, we just couldn’t make a simple pass.

 

[HerrLjunga]

Are there any Morecambe fans there? Barely a murmur when they scored.

 

[The Derry Girl]

Cack goal we looked so slow reacting n ball watching

 

[Foxinthebox67]

Fed up with this under-performing under-achieving team.

Wholesale changes in the summer hopefully.

 

[NathanH_GFC]

Goal! Hawk. These two shocking teams might serve up a goal fest!

 

[LukeH]

See how simple goal scoring can be?

Yep!

 

[Vambogills]

Fookin' roller coaster supporting this lot ain't it!

 

[Defenestrator]

That's better

 

[jokerman]

Yesss!

 

[The Derry Girl]

A bit of luck at last....nice pass from the keeper

 

[HerrLjunga]

That'll do. The faint hopes remain.

 

[Defenestrator]

It took 3 minutes for the BBC app to notify me that Morecambe had scored. Whereas the notification of our goal came 15 seconds before the iFollow pictures