Players with the wrong name for their chosen sport | Vital Football

Players with the wrong name for their chosen sport

Alderman Barnes

Alderman Barnes

Vital Squad Member
I'm sorry, but Ricky Holmes is a boxer's name, not a footballer's. And Dean Parrett can't be anything else but a journeyman snooker player.

Not to cast aspersions on either of those fine players' footballing abilities, but their names just don't fit.

Any others?
 
With a very germanic surname perhaps the Hessenthaler's should be big beefy centre backs or centre forwards.
 
Swimming Olympic medalist and MBE holder Nick Gillingham should have played for the mighty Gills of course.
 
Duncan Jupp should have worked in sewage maintenance I think.
Not entirely because of his name but because he was utter toilet.
 
Kelvin Jack and Mark MaCammon should have been professional footballers.They were instead professional lay abouts.
 
chris who said:
Kelvin Jack and Mark MaCammon should have been professional footballers.They were instead professional lay abouts.
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I thought there was an outright ban on using the MM words on here.
I'm getting my nervous twitch and tourettes back!
 
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