Moon FC

[Billy the Imp]

This is an excellent investment opportunity.

What are you waiting for?

A minimum investment of £250k guarentees you a Moon-box pitch side seat.

In the Sea of Tranquility stand?

 

[HoofGrantBrown]

A fixture build up may be likely on Neptune though due to a waterlogged pitch

And also a major problem for Moon FC's home games now we know its soaking wet up there.

 

[HoofGrantBrown]

In the Sea of Tranquility stand?

Well once we've reached the apex of the European Super League and get invited to join the really big clubs in this inter galactic league, our new Cadbury's Mars Stand will be launched into outer space to its new home. (Foundation rockets all part of the design on new Stacey West)(NASA grant application already submitted, Clive doesn't miss these things).

 

[NottyImp]

Well once we've reached the apex of the European Super League and get invited to join the really big clubs in this inter galactic league, our new Cadbury's Mars Stand will be launched into outer space to its new home. (Foundation rockets all part of the design on new Stacey West)(NASA grant application already submitted, Clive doesn't miss these things).

This is the kind of big-thinking I like! Invest now and get ahead of the curve!

 

[stokeimp]

Well once we've reached the apex of the European Super League and get invited to join the really big clubs in this inter galactic league, our new Cadbury's Mars Stand will be launched into outer space to its new home. (Foundation rockets all part of the design on new Stacey West)(NASA grant application already submitted, Clive doesn't miss these things).

And our competitor's stadium will be in the Milky Way

 

[NottyImp]

And our competitor's stadium will be in the Milky Way

This thread seems to have strangely morphed into the one about Cadbury's sponsorship.

 

[stokeimp]

Well, if the sponsorship doesn't help us and we end up getting rlegated, it will be a right pain in Uranus

 

[stokeimp]

This thread seems to have strangely morphed into the one about Cadbury's sponsorship.

Also highlights the chocolate companies' marketing strategies with the naming of their brands

 

[stokeimp]

Well, if the sponsorship doesn't help us and we end up getting rlegated, it will be a right pain in Uranus

On the other hand, if we do well, it will have us feeling out of this world

 

[Chesterimp]

On the other hand, if we do well, it will have us feeling out of this world

"I'm literally over the moon, Trevor"

 

[HoofGrantBrown]

And also a major problem for Moon FC's home games now we know its soaking wet up there.

Next astronauts that go to the Moon will be issued with wellies.

 

[clanfordimp]

Pretty sure you'll find that there is more atmosphere on the moon than you'll ever get at Blunder Park.

 

[NottyImp]

Pretty sure you'll find that there is more atmosphere on the moon than you'll ever get at Blunder Park.

There are no fish in the Sea of Tranquility.

 

[Barney Imp]

There are no fish in the Sea of Tranquility.

'cos that would be just lunar-sea...

 

[NottyImp]

'cos that would be just lunar-sea...

Moon FC will need some serious space rock to run out to. Suggestions?

 

[HoofGrantBrown]

There are no fish in the Sea of Tranquility.

Sodding codheads overdoing the quotas again

 

[NottyImp]

Sodding codheads overdoing the quotas again

I blame the EU.

 

[HoofGrantBrown]

Would games be played on 1/6G pitches?

 

[Barney Imp]

Moon FC will need some serious space rock to run out to. Suggestions?

"Uncle Sam's On Mars"
"Void City"
"Master of the Universe" - great riff to celebrate a goal...
"All Aboard The Skylark"
"Astronomy"
"Moon Crazy"
"The Pigs Of Uranus"

 

[Barney Imp]

"Uncle Sam's On Mars"
"Void City"
"Master of the Universe" - great riff to celebrate a goal...
"All Aboard The Skylark"
"Astronomy"
"Moon Crazy"
"The Pigs Of Uranus"

For sheer energy, the Space Ritual renditions of "Lord of Light" and "Time we Left (this world today)" with Lemmy let loose take some beating...