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I personally want Fury to win due to his training routine of masturbating 7 times per day to keep his testosterone 'pumping'. To be honest, the amount of 'material' you would have to through in order to keep things 'fresh', day in, day out, week in, week out, month in, month out is quite simply phonemenal and whatever the outcome tonight/ tomorrow he's already a champ in my eyes due to this.
 
Any more of this horrendous rain and the match could be in doubt again. But hopefully it’s stopped in time. I walked along Victoria Embankment yesterday and was amazed to see a wavy line of flotsam and jetsam high up on the grass, way above all the steps. The river must have been incredibly high earlier in the week, but it had receded considerably.
 
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Cheers Pope, cracking thread. First home game of the season I am going to miss due to my partner thinking that preparing for our marriage next week is more important...

Worryingly I can’t see anything other than a Forest win which obviously means we are likely to fuck it up!

With Fulham only drawing last night we have a chance to tighten things back up at the top.
 
Basha73 said:
Cheers Pope, cracking thread. First home game of the season I am going to miss due to my partner thinking that preparing for our marriage next week is more important...

Worryingly I can’t see anything other than a Forest win which obviously means we are likely to fuck it up!

With Fulham only drawing last night we have a chance to tighten things back up at the top.
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Congratulations chap

Like how you have booked it during a football free weekend
 
Basha73 said:
Cheers Pope, cracking thread. First home game of the season I am going to miss due to my partner thinking that preparing for our marriage next week is more important...

Worryingly I can’t see anything other than a Forest win which obviously means we are likely to fuck it up!

With Fulham only drawing last night we have a chance to tighten things back up at the top.
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Congratulations Basha.

All the best for next week.
 
Basha73 said:
Cheers Pope, cracking thread. First home game of the season I am going to miss due to my partner thinking that preparing for our marriage next week is more important...

Worryingly I can’t see anything other than a Forest win which obviously means we are likely to fuck it up!

With Fulham only drawing last night we have a chance to tighten things back up at the top.
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Congrats dude.
 
da fuq said:
Fury is without doubt the most technical fighter in that division and the best fighter IMHO but we now know that Wilder who is a knockout specialist and can take him out

If AJ has any sense he will steer well clear of either of these two.

He has far too many similarities with Frank Bruno for my liking; a stylish boxer with all the aggression of Mother Theresa

Stylish is one thing you will never accuse Wilder of being; some of those punches come from a different State.

If Fury can dodge the punches he wins easily; its a big if though.
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Thank you! Deliberately planned for that weekend! Partly for the amusement of 29th February and partly to avoid missing any footy! Wasn’t banking on missing this one though, think it could be a great game!
 
Basha73 said:
Cheers Pope, cracking thread. First home game of the season I am going to miss due to my partner thinking that preparing for our marriage next week is more important...

Worryingly I can’t see anything other than a Forest win which obviously means we are likely to fuck it up!

With Fulham only drawing last night we have a chance to tighten things back up at the top.
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Little disappointed that I didn't snag an invite but none the less have a wonderful day xxx
 
Basha73 said:
Thank you! Deliberately planned for that weekend! Partly for the amusement of 29th February and partly to avoid missing any footy! Wasn’t banking on missing this one though, think it could be a great game!
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Clever man.

One anniversary to remember every four years... Like it

When I got married I had to miss a game (honeymoon). Thankfully it was a 0-4 home defeat to Doncaster on boxing Day. Seems anachronistic now to imagine a world so disconnected that I get back to Britain and only then find out the manager had been sacked days before.
 
at least hoops will have plenty of the ball cos we dont know what to do with it lets face it. Been a long time since being confident we'll score a couple.
Sabri needs to sort it out :)
 
Pope John XXIII said:
Clever man.

One anniversary to remember every four years... Like it

When I got married I had to miss a game (honeymoon). Thankfully it was a 0-4 home defeat to Doncaster on boxing Day. Seems anachronistic now to imagine a world so disconnected that I get back to Britain and only then find out the manager had been sacked days before.
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That was certainly my thought! She has even agreed to us walking out of the chapel to ‘it’s the end of the world as we know it’!!

My first wedding we all ran into the room next door where they had sky sports on so we could look at the scores. No mobile phones for the masses in 1996!!
 
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