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Match Thread - Carlisle v Pool

Carlisle comfortably the worst team I've seen in years and for most of the 2nd half we made them look like Real Madrid.

Nobbers lose!!! 🤭🤣
 
SeasideEssexXile said:
71% possession
11 shots 1 on target
8corners
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1 save between both keepers is the biggest stat. Shocking game of footbal. Carlisle are the worst team we've played in many a long year.

Kouassi has gone backwards faster than an Italian tank. Beesley waved the white flag more times than the French Army. Joseph must have 1 touch all game.

All's said no Shitburn for the last 3 and we win all of them. 4 clean sheets on the bounce. Oxford look to have nicked the last spot with their boosted GD.
 
Surely we shouldn't be taking credit for that? We are absolute shit in front of goal Lavery needs to be fkd off if he can't score under these circumstaces. If only we had a decent Coach.
 
nodrogaty said:
Surely we shouldn't be taking credit for that? We are absolute shit in front of goal Lavery needs to be fkd off if he can't score under these circumstaces. If only we had a decent Coach.
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Agreed, he can go as well as most of our strikers. A summary of our forwards by Brett and t'other bloke, 0 goals for 3 of them, since December, January and February respectively.

Dig deeper - Joseph 1 goal in last 32 appearances
Rhodes 0 since December (12 appearances)
Kouassi 0 in 20
Lavery 1 in 20

So in the last 84 appearances our 4 strikers have 2 goals!!! 🤯
 
Layton_Seasider said:
Agreed, he can go as well as most of our strikers. A summary of our forwards by Brett and t'other bloke, 0 goals for 3 of them, since December, January and February respectively.

Dig deeper - Joseph 1 goal in last 32 appearances
Rhodes 0 since December (12 appearances)
Kouassi 0 in 20
Lavery 1 in 20

So in the last 84 appearances our 4 strikers have 2 goals!!! 🤯
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We can only put it down to our style of play or lack of it Layton, someone needs to tell them that chances need to be taken. Far from good enough today, against a very poor side. Worrying.
 
4 clean sheets on the bounce courtesy of a couple of outstanding saves by Grimmy, a couple of dodgy decisions and some woeful finishing after our defence had been carved open. Our defence is as loose as a duck's arse that has starred in a group sex marathon.
 
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