Lets play a game.

[steekiebrown]

Start a sentence with "I'm not a racist but, or because" then add a humourous ending.

I'll go first. I'm not a racist because I like curry.

 

[poisoned_monkey]

I'm not a racist because i like the smell of bombay mix.

 

[Platinii]

I'm not a racist, because my ex girlfriend used to dry her hair in that towel sitting on the head manner, and I never once checked her handbag for bombs, even though she had a beard too.

 

[officemonkey]

I'm not a racist because I've shagged countless *****.

 

[SJP]

Ashley reckons he's not a racist cos he's shagged lots of black and whites

 

[Toon_NoMatterWot]

I'm not a racist even though I used to go to the Pakistani corner shop, ask for a quarter of midget gems and tell them I wanted the blacks taken out.

 

[Toon_NoMatterWot]

Bloody hell. Where did me new badge come from?

 

[Rexn]

I'm not racist because I don't want to be bombed.

 

[steekiebrown]

I'm not a racist because I watched 'American History X' and I liked it.

 

[Platinii]

Toon_NoMatterWot - 23/5/2013 15:05

Bloody hell. Where did me new badge come from?

They missed the 'h' out!


*runs for cover*

 

[poisoned_monkey]

I'm not a racist,i hate everyone whether they're darkies or not.

 

[Toon_NoMatterWot]

Platinii - 23/5/2013 15:56

Toon_NoMatterWot - 23/5/2013 15:05

Bloody hell. Where did me new badge come from?

They missed the 'h' out!


*runs for cover*

:17:

 

[keggy_keagal]

I'm not a racist because I ate blackjacks as a child .

 

[The Love Slug]

I'm not racist as I have loads of dead ***** buried under my floorboards

 

[DiscoDesHamilton]

I'm not racist as I have 3 black people in my family tree.

They've been hanging there for about 3 weeks now.

 

[Rexn]

I'm not racist because I used to eat loads of Robinsons jam and wore the proceeds with pride at my collection.

 

[steekiebrown]

I'm not racist because I love Motown music.

 

[cameron-nufc]

I'm not racist because i worship Shola Ameobi.

 

[mountie]

I'm not a racist because I have a black Labrador.

 

[PieMag]

I'm not a racist but Enoch was right,keep Britain white.