Right, here's your Evans Bullshit Bingo Card for the post-match interview:
'The referee was a disgrace.'
'Peterborough's budget is 75 times the size of ours but they didnae beat us 75-nil.'
'We'll be contacting PGMOL first thing tomorrow for an apology.'
'Blackpool's budget is 100 times bigger than ours but they are still beneath us.'
'Players want to come to Stevenage for the world class coaching on offer.'
'Lincoln's budget is hundreds of times bigger than ours.'
'On another day, we win that 5-nil.'