Spursex
Alert Team
Brilliantly written; not in the habit of linking to other forums, but this deserved it - made me laugh, the only think it left out was the carnage both on and off the terraces this would create...!!
http://tottenhamlive.com/threads/jack-wilsheres-first-day-as-a-tottenham-player.826/
http://tottenhamlive.com/threads/jack-wilsheres-first-day-as-a-tottenham-player.826/