I think I’m enjoying this

[Marco Polo]

Remember 22 years of nothingness?

I do.

I’ll take this drama over that any day of the week

if we pull it off, it’ll feel so good

 

[Ingy]

It's frustrating though, the team sheet looked good yesterday despite all our injuries, and I feel we haven't taken our opportunities with too many late goals conceded.More importantly chap how are those crayon snail portraits going?

 

[Apollyon]

Coopers substitution were again, bizarre

 

[Marco Polo]

It's frustrating though, the team sheet looked good yesterday despite all our injuries, and I feel we haven't taken our opportunities with too many late goals conceded.More importantly chap how are those crayon snail portraits going?

slowly

thinking of moving on to a faster animal to see if that speeds uk the process

 

[Phatnovice]

If we can have Hendo back in goal for the last three games, I'll enjoy it more than I am right now.

 

[Ingy]

slowly

thinking of moving on to a faster animal to see if that speeds uk the process

You will be fine, just slug it out chap.

 

[Marco Polo]

Are slugs faster because they don’t have a shell to carry about?

 

[Redchops]

slowly

thinking of moving on to a faster animal to see if that speeds uk the process

wouldn't that make you a cheeta chap ?

 

[Ingy]

Are slugs faster because they don’t have a shell to carry about?

Surely though the shell makes a better picture chap. When is the exhibition chap?

 

[Marco Polo]

If we stay up I’ll put on an exhibition of snail pictures and paintings and try and get them signed by Ryan YATES

 

[Marco Polo]

I’ve decided 1 win will do it

 

[chandos9]

Are slugs faster because they don’t have a shell to carry about?

What did the slug say to the snail?
"Buy a Big Issue mate"

 

[Ingy]

What did the slug say to the snail?
"Buy a Big Issue mate"

I hope they didn't take that with a pinch of salt chap.

 

[radfordinlondon]

What did the slug say to the snail?
"Buy a Big Issue mate"

Took me while but are you sure it wasnt the slug saying- you'd never catch me in a caravan?

 

[Strett]

Are slugs faster because they don’t have a shell to carry about?

I assumed this when I last entered the late-great Sammy, my racing snail, in the all-counties snail racing championships back in '03.

I took off his shell thinking it'd make him faster, but just made him more sluggish.

 

[Ingy]

I assumed this when I last entered the late-great Sammy, my raising snail, in the all-counties snail racing championships back in '03.

I took off his shell thinking it'd make him faster, but just made him more sluggish.

Yes chap, I remember when Barack Obama came to Bert's garden themed party with his wife on his back and Bert asked him where his costume was.Barack pointed out to him that he had come as a snail and said" look at my back as that's Michelle".

 

[splitty62]

Endless fun/torture

https://www.worldfootball.net/table_calculator/eng-premier-league/

 

[Strett]

Endless fun/torture

https://www.worldfootball.net/table_calculator/eng-premier-league/

Right.
I have us staying up in 16th on 34 points.
Relax.

 

[chandos9]

I assumed this when I last entered the late-great Sammy, my raising snail, in the all-counties snail racing championships back in '03.

I took off his shell thinking it'd make him faster, but just made him more sluggish.

Two weeks ago, I saw a snail trying to get in through the back door, so I picked it up and threw it down the garden. Just now, it came back, tapped on the window and said, "why have you just done that?"

 

[Ingy]

Two weeks ago, I saw a snail trying to get in through the back door, so I picked it up and threw it down the garden. Just now, it came back, tapped on the window and said, "why have you just done that?"

That reminds me of when Bert was in Paris ,entering his prize mange tout, and went to McDonald's on the way to the competition.He had never been to McDonald's before and asked for escargot not realising they only served fast food.