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How old is Apollyon?

I wondered what my parents did before the Internet was invented.

I asked my 10 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

(I bet you lot know though)
 
A man came round in hospital after a serious operation
He shouted "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs".
Doctor replied "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

(I still haven't recovered from Tuesday night!)