Straightbat
Vital Reserves Team
Until 27th Jan
Quality!So he's come from Hearts, plays at the top of the diamond and has played for a number of clubs. Reckon he'll get goals in spades. He might even get that all elusive hat trick ?
F***ing hell it's been a long day ?
Ace!Quality!
So he's come from Hearts, plays at the top of the diamond and has played for a number of clubs. Reckon he'll get goals in spades. He might even get that all elusive hat trick ?
F***ing hell it's been a long day ?
Don't be silly, I haven't done that for over 13 years ?Have you nicked anyone ?
Don't be silly, I haven't done that for over 13 years ?
I don't do arresting, I do other "stuff" ?Oooh, that's like an open goal for a hat-trick of jokes at yours and or the police's expense.
But you've had a long day and I respect you so I'll spare you my humour on this occasion. Especially also as it wouldn't compete with your marvelous post earlier!
So he's come from Hearts, plays at the top of the diamond and has played for a number of clubs. Reckon he'll get goals in spades. He might even get that all elusive hat trick ?
F***ing hell it's been a long day ?
Blimey, there's some jokers on here.....So that’s why we’re rumoured to have Billy King.
Any decent players out there called Jack, Nine. Seven, Deuce.....?
Have some patience - this player has some tricks up his sleeve and before long we will be flushed with success
Just pack it all in - please!!!!!
Can a star be born this weekend with a smashing home debut?!
If we win, the missus might let me poker, if not, I might have to take matters into my own hand!