Greavswasthegreatest
Vital Football Legend
Its a bit like the old golfing joke that I am sure you golfers have all heard...
....a bloke goes to South Africa and while there decides to have a game of golf to keep his hand in. So he books a tee off time at a local course. He turns up with his clubs and awaits the caddie to accompany him and explain/show him the course., A caddie appears but he is perplexed to see him carrying a rifle, but does not ask why.
He tees off at the first and slices his ball into the heavy rough on the left. As he rumages around a lion leaps todards him. He screams but at that moment there is a hot and the lion falls dead. The caddie smiles and the man is so thankful. Now he knows why the caddy had the rifle!
He can't find the ball so he takes a drop on the edge of the fairway and takes out a three iron. He hits it firmly enough but to skips off to the right and lands on the edge of a pond water hazard about 20 yards from the green, but still playable.
As ho goes to hit his wedge .an aligator comes scuttling out of the water. He screams but again the caddie shoots the Alligator before it could strike and he sighs in relief and thank the caddie profusely.
In the next tee he scuffs his drive and it lands by the edge of a clump of trees about 250 yards on..
He finds the ball easily and decides that a six iron is the right club and it is still playable in the light rough. As he goes to take his shot a Rhino comes charging out of the woods ...he turns to the caddy and screams shoot the bastard shoot the bastard.
The caddy, looking down at the score card shouts...............
Sorry sir you don't get a shot at this hole!
....a bloke goes to South Africa and while there decides to have a game of golf to keep his hand in. So he books a tee off time at a local course. He turns up with his clubs and awaits the caddie to accompany him and explain/show him the course., A caddie appears but he is perplexed to see him carrying a rifle, but does not ask why.
He tees off at the first and slices his ball into the heavy rough on the left. As he rumages around a lion leaps todards him. He screams but at that moment there is a hot and the lion falls dead. The caddie smiles and the man is so thankful. Now he knows why the caddy had the rifle!
He can't find the ball so he takes a drop on the edge of the fairway and takes out a three iron. He hits it firmly enough but to skips off to the right and lands on the edge of a pond water hazard about 20 yards from the green, but still playable.
As ho goes to hit his wedge .an aligator comes scuttling out of the water. He screams but again the caddie shoots the Alligator before it could strike and he sighs in relief and thank the caddie profusely.
In the next tee he scuffs his drive and it lands by the edge of a clump of trees about 250 yards on..
He finds the ball easily and decides that a six iron is the right club and it is still playable in the light rough. As he goes to take his shot a Rhino comes charging out of the woods ...he turns to the caddy and screams shoot the bastard shoot the bastard.
The caddy, looking down at the score card shouts...............
Sorry sir you don't get a shot at this hole!