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G.F.C is something happening at our club?

Kojaculation

Vital Reserves Team
Looking at Gills website, noticed a number of job vacancies.

Graphic and Digital designer
Marketing Manager
Customer and Engagement Team.

That does seem rather suspicious !!
 
I wonder if we?re going to be the first digital / virtual club?
With the costs of a new stadium being so high perhaps Scally has seen the success of ifollow and had the idea to take it a stage further - sell Priestfield and play all our games online.
 
Wow !! nibbles - if we go virtual will i be able to watch games at "The Queens Head" that is almost half way up the Maidstone Road and connected to the Top Road?
 
Scallys obviously been reading this board and realised the wealth of marketing talent out there. There's plenty of people on here who see themselves as marketing geniuses that are extremely critical of scallys efforts so far so im sure there won't be any shortage in applications.
 
Next season the club are hoping to have automatic turnstiles. They are hoping to give supporters a digital card that you swipe to activate the turnstile. When fans purchase thier ticket thier card should be automattically updated.

They just need automatic people to frisk you now before going in.
 
Maybe we'll go one step further and have RFID chips inserted into our wrists so we don't even have to get our cards out as we walk through the turnstiles?

And whilst we are at it, can we automate all the serial moaners? Recode them and force them to only be able to speak positively at home games. That would be good..