Fear's media roadshow

[The Fear]

fit in better in this forum now I think Benham!

 

[SiggyBrownie]

I'm glad we are starting this back up, and by we I mean Benham.

 

[lerneravfc]

Fear begins campaign to become "spiritual gaurdian of redditch."

 

[lerneravfc]

Fear is comforted by ed milibandafter his latest fall.

 

[Benham]

Fear won't like the common man reference mate!!

I feel this shud be in 100% seeing as more media will look at that forum

 

[Benham]

Sneak preview of Fear's 2012 Calender for July and December running around Redditch and walking round Fear estates.

 

[Benham]

August

 

[Benham]

Fear's apperance on celebrity countdown doesnt pass without controversay

One audience member was quoted as saying "how he couldnt see the word is beyond me, perhaps he should of just looking into a mirror"

 

[Benham]

Fear's Valetines day card get a luke warm response from the public

Fears agent has confirmed "jonathan lost a lot of weight for this photo and is disappointed with sales, as such he can cancelled the autograph session planned for Clintons and will submit his costs to them due to wasted travel"

A clintons spokesmen said "he can go fuck himself"

 

[The Fear]

Benham - 14/2/2012 11:47


A clintons spokesmen said "he can go fuck himself"

A skill I wish I had!

 

[Benham]

Fear reveals his latest portrait

A member of the public stated "from one miserable sod to another"

 

[Thomas Holte]

You've got to laugh :17:

 

[Benham]

An archived photo of Fear with The Beatles is found

An old contact with the band said "the band were pretty close to letting him being part of the group, but the wig was a let down..plus he can't song, it play an instrument....quite useless all round to be fair"

 

[Benham]

International fury as Fear is announced for a second spell as James Bond

One angry fan tweeted "how is this moron playing bond again? The last film was a joke & the swimsuit scene made me feel sick! #disgrace"

 

[Benham]

Fear stars in the Muppets Christmas carol 2

One film critic said "how apt that not only does he play a tight arse he stars with other Muppets to!"

 

[Benham]

Fears latest publicity stunt leads him bring photographed with two beauties

One onlooker said "they're a couple of hookers from bromsgrove, money well spent....as were the hair implants & fake tan"

 

[Benham]

Fear is cast as the lead role in BBC drama "Einstein"

One fan was quoted as saying "not sure about Einstein, but if they do a remake of back to the future we're sorted for a Doc Brown"

 

[Benham]

Fear is spotted on his new bike driving round Redditch

 

[Benham]

The new vital villa mods logo is revealed

 

[The Fear]

Benham - 11/3/2012 16:11

Fears latest publicity stunt leads him bring photographed with two beauties

One onlooker said "they're a couple of hookers from bromsgrove, money well spent....as were the hair implants & fake tan"

Lol, I used to have my hair like that.