Completely useless stats… but true nonetheless.

[The Imposter]

Who can add to these beauties? (Got some time on my hands...)
– Lincoln have never lost a midweek home match against Liverpool
– The Imps have a 100 per cent FA Cup record at Stamford Bridge against Chelsea
– Man Utd have not beaten Lincoln since 1932
– Lincoln have never been defeated by Aston Villa
– Aston Villa have failed to ever beat City
– Tottenham have never beaten Lincoln by scoring one or two goals. They have needed to net at least three for victory
– Leo Fortune-West never scored a winning goal for Lincoln
– Ben Sedgemore only netted once on a Saturday for the Imps

 

[Merthyr Imp]

Lincoln City haven't beaten a side from Burton upon Trent since 1906.

 

[Casperimp]

I have only ever bought two replica away kits and only ever seen us win once away while wearing either of them.

Note to self only buy home shirts in future!

 

[buckielugger]

Only one Scottish team have ever beaten us.

 

[The Imposter]

Interesting...

 

[SalfordImp]

We also have a 100% win record at Wembley.

 

[buckielugger]

We also have a 100% win record at Wembley.

And a 100% loss record at the Millennium Stadium.

 

[buckielugger]

Only one Scottish team have ever beaten us.

And no team from the continent has ever beaten us.

 

[Mr Chad]

We have never beaten Watchet Town .

 

[Casperimp]

We have beaten Newcastle United in every competitive match we have played them since the 19th Century.

 

[The Imposter]

And no team from the continent has ever beaten us.

Torpedo Moscow? Can't remember whether we won that friendly or not....

 

[simes69]

Torpedo Moscow? Can't remember whether we won that friendly or not....

We did.

 

[clanfordimp]

Tony Battersby and Jason Barnet had a combined weight of 38st 4lbs

 

[Bazzzer]

Torpedo Moscow?

Wrong club, wrong country.

 

[Retimp]

Torpedo Moscow right team right country won 2-1 in 29/02/1990. Lormor & Schofield

 

[Retimp]

19th of Feb 1990 before anyone notices

 

[Bazzzer]

19th of Feb 1990

Prince Andrew's 30th birthday.

 

[sedgleyimp]

– Lincoln have never been defeated by Aston Villa
– Aston Villa have failed to ever beat City

Isn't that the same thing???

 

[clanfordimp]

Prince Andrew's 30th birthday.

He had a really good mate who laid on a really special treat that night.......a pizza in Woking!!!!

 

[Imphistorian]

12 March 1955
City 2, Manchester United 3

23 July 1991
Burton Albion 0, City 3

11 September 1886
Aston Villa 4, City 1

All friendly matches