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Caption Competition


Has a high horse
Woman with fake breasts inserts a banana into her pants to suggest the appearance of a yellow, misshapen penis.


Vital Football Legend
Trekker - 5/5/2013 10:23

I think we should close the thread as I've already described it perfectly.
Something fishy about the photo, I wish I could put my finger on it.


Vital Football Legend
Being fat and cholestral free and a great source of potassium, vitamins c and b-6, manganese and fibre, I would have expected you to say that Sir Steff! :35:


Vital Squad Member
Following 'banana day', critics of the new initiative to encourage men with their 5-a-day, have foreseen problems when the programme moves on to the marrow :10: