Caption Competition - #5

[Jules]

 

[exhertsimp]

Stop looking for Billy Big bolloxs and find me some minerals

 

[Chesterimp]

And I bet you think Steve Evan's is this wide too

 

[plumbob]

The kids call it flossing

 

[Riiiiik]

Do you think my left arm is longer than my right one too?

 

[cherryexile]

"Have you seen a round thing, about this big"
"No?"
"I don't think your colleagues can see it either."

 

[stokeimp]

ppppwwww (that's supposed to be the sound of blowing a raspberry)

 

[Impalex]

"Believe me, the wasp which just flew into my mouth was this big!"

 

[Bucksimp]

Why hasn't the bloody pitch been watered? I'm not happy.